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stab posting

Posting selectively controversial comments for short periods of time to see who responds and what their opinion is before too many people see it and your life is ruined.
Stab posting is posting “Bill Cosby is free! I guess drinks are on him” followed by watching the comments for 30 minutes and then deleting the posts
by BKallSmiles July 30, 2021
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Stab

When you eat a chicken nugget and it’s spicy
Omg it’s stabbing my throat 😏😏😏
by Alinaaaaaaaa February 26, 2022
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light stabbing

Just the tip of the blade. Not necessary to go hilt (guard) deep.
The man was so aggravating I wanted to give him a light stabbing.
by fatsalle May 13, 2021
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Mass Stabbing

Since the news freaks won't do it... I WILL!
Hym "There was a mass stabbing recently. 10 people injured. I haven't really been following it since it happened... Buuuut... NEITHER HAVE THE INTERNET NEWS FREAKS! That's weird isn't it? A little strange, you think? Why aren't the news freaks covering it? Well, they don't want to ban knifes, do they? They can't uses the story as evidence for the validity or necessity of their brand politics! So why would they report on it? I don't know what the final death toll is but you don't need me for that. You can just google it. But it's important to remember (when committing a mass stabbing) to use a serrated knife. As it makes the lacerations harder to stitch back together. Using the proper tool is important to maximizing your kill potential."
by Hym Iam November 25, 2024
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im going to stab you to death

a threat where a person is telling another that they are going to fatally stab them
"im going to stab you to death"
"rude of you"
by rb ryan December 11, 2024
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Can't stab Hym, can't shoot Hym

Is that why I lost time those 3 times? Did you try to kill me? Is that what happened there? I heard someone got stabbed 47 times at a Kwik Trip. Is that why I lost 2 hours that one time?
Some old guy "Can't stab Hym, can't shoot Hym..."

Hym "What are you insinuating? Did you fucking stab me? Did one of these cocksuckers stab me? Not smart. Could have killed yourself doing that you know."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
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Stabbing

The Walmart stabbing is not terrorism and they are not doing it for me they are doing it for themselves because nobody wants to be "legally" harassed indefinitely some other people can profit off of them.
Hym "The stabbing isn't terrorism and the sooner you accept that the sooner your kids stop getting murdered."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2025
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