baseball special

When a man goes in for a wax.

Could you give me the baseball special?

Excuse me?

The bat, the balls, and the dugout

by Nonofmeleft February 4, 2019

The Simon Special

A secret menu item served at McDonald. It contains two cheeseburgers, two McChickens, a large fry, and a large Coke.

Z: "He is getting The Simon Special, again."

T: "He is so thick!"

Z: "And thick-headed too. He only got a 13 on the ACT."
T: "Really? That is borderline retarded."

by SugaMama420 September 30, 2015

The Mackey Special

Leaving a duke (poop, turd, feces, etc) in a urinal.

Description of The Mackey Special:

Mr. Mackey: Oh, ya think that's funny, huh? Let me assure you, there is nothing funny about going up to a nice, clean, unsuspecting urinal, m'kay, dropping your pants, then turning around, squatting over that urinal, m'kay, maybe, maybe, pulling your butt cheeks apart with your hands, m'kay, and then laying out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see.

by Violent Milk July 6, 2011

Special Herbs

The code word used in place of weed.

Mom: Hey, Joey! Is that weed I see growing on your window sill?
Joey: No, ma, I swear! Those are just my special herbs!
Mom: You are a great son, Joey.

by the bæ July 24, 2015

middleburg special

Packin a fat dip and instead of using a mudjug ya spit it in yer second cousins peepee hole and then copulate with her

YeeeeeeeeeeYEE Cleatus I done gave Betsy a good ol' Middleburg special last night down yonder in the barn yessir I did.

by ZockoBingbong May 4, 2018

Talia Special

When a man sleeps in the same bed as a woman but does not engage in any intercourse .

Nick pulled the Talia Special with Emma last night. He was pissed they didn’t get to fuck but they both fell asleep right away.

by Jbreen21 May 4, 2022

Lobster Special

When you and the boys swap smegma.

You know them boys ordering the Lobster Special down there on the farm, right?

by Almond Terror June 21, 2021