The Simon Special

A secret menu item served at McDonald. It contains two cheeseburgers, two McChickens, a large fry, and a large Coke.

Z: "He is getting The Simon Special, again."

T: "He is so thick!"

Z: "And thick-headed too. He only got a 13 on the ACT."
T: "Really? That is borderline retarded."

by SugaMama420 September 30, 2015

Special Herbs

The code word used in place of weed.

Mom: Hey, Joey! Is that weed I see growing on your window sill?
Joey: No, ma, I swear! Those are just my special herbs!
Mom: You are a great son, Joey.

by the bæ July 24, 2015

middleburg special

Packin a fat dip and instead of using a mudjug ya spit it in yer second cousins peepee hole and then copulate with her

YeeeeeeeeeeYEE Cleatus I done gave Betsy a good ol' Middleburg special last night down yonder in the barn yessir I did.

by ZockoBingbong May 4, 2018

Morgan Special

A special cocktail mixed for all occasions, usually by newfies, which is essentially an extremely potent rum and Coke. There is no exact mixology, but the typical ingredients include 4 parts Captain Morgan Spiced Rum, 4 parts Captain Morgan Dark Rum, 4 parts Captain Morgan White Rum, 4 parts Captain Morgan 100 and one part Coke or cola. Often several of the rums have been previously consumed or are unavailable, in which case more parts of one or more types of rum are added. Usually consumed from a 60 ounce plastic cup of the type available from 7-11. Often consumed while operating powered vehicles like speed boats.

Ey by! Hev ya drunk a Morgan Special?!

Where dat Morgan Special to?!

by smadis November 21, 2010

Dani special

The Dani special is when during reverse cowgirl position, you proceed to insert 3 fingers in her butthole.

- Hey, Dora, what did you do last night?
- I got the Dani special!
- You lucky girl!

by PennySake April 20, 2019

Tailgate special

To receive anal sex while eating fried chicken.

"Janet is awesome, she had a tailgate special and passed me a drumstick while I was pounding her ass!"

by Nom De Doom October 8, 2011

The Shanthanu Special

1. A casual way of threatening to inflict mental and sexual harm
2.A special Krispy Kreme donut found in Santa Cruz typically confused with Raspberry donut.

1. "Come here buddy i'll give you the Shanthanu Special!!!!"
2. Kuwaiti guy: Can I please have the Shanthanu Special
Krispy Kreme Lady: What? we don't have that here
Kuwaiti guy: The Shanthanu special the one from Santa Cruz
Krispy Kreme Lady: OOOH you the the Rasperry one !!
Kuwaiti guy: Yes that one!!

by Srhapa April 23, 2021