smad

sad and mad at the same time

omg im soooo smad at lyndsey!!!

by tifanny <3's candy! January 10, 2008

SeaDonkey

A girl that is extremely ugly

"Hey did you see that girl Courtney that married Jeff?"

"Yea that bitch is a total SeaDonkey"

by PePae December 9, 2008

SMAD

Suck My Asshole Dry

Meanings in context:
1. Usually used as an insult towards someone
2. Used to tell someone to suck someone else's asshole dry
3. Used to tell someone to SMAD something

2: HEY! Go SMAD the SVG!!

2: Go SMAD that bitch ninja!

3: SMAD your face!

1: You are so SMAD

by Po Vo Do Do Bro May 24, 2011

Sheaden

she does not want her middle name to be known

you will never know a sheadens middle name
middle name shea girl person

by kaddle parreeeiii November 28, 2012

Smad

The feeling of when you are so sad that you are mad at yourself for it.

Lacey is a smad kitty.

by Dathe May 19, 2009

Prawn Smear

A prawn is a guy or girl with a hot body but really ugly face.

A prawn smear is when you are so disgusted by their face that you take a shit and smear it all over their face during the act of love making, allowing you to do your business without having to look at them.

Last night, I met a prawn with the body of a greek god, and a face that no words can describe. While having sex, i was so appalled by his face that i had no choice but to prawn smear him.

by Mike the Cougar November 16, 2011

Smeagol

A man with a fetish where he is only attracted to really fat black women because he wants the Precious.

That dude is a fucking smeagol

by Dantastic Danomite September 20, 2010