Smashed it

To successfully carry out a task that literally any prick could do. Said by cunts with no grasp of the English language.

"Man I just caught a bus lol fuckin smashed it!!!1111"

by JonsPenis June 8, 2019

A bag of smashed assholes

A Satchel of compressed ani.

I stopped in for a spot of tea but the place smelled like a satchel of compressed ani. You know, high society crap. AKA. a bag of smashed assholes.

by offcenter April 20, 2007

classy smashed

the state of being mildly intoxicated by wine or champagne

the state of intoxication preceding being smassy clashed

the type of intoxication that occurs at a formal event

the type of intoxication that occurs whenever wine or champagne is consumed.

After a few glasses of wine, the maid of honor found herself classy smashed and in good spirits

by 'D.'B. April 12, 2012

smashed pangler

a dick wider than it is long

josh orr has a smashed pangler

by Jay May 10, 2003

smashed potato

It is when two people that are mentally disabled have hardcore sex.

Catie and Steven were both retarded, and fucked so there smashed potato

by Nigger jones February 1, 2017

Smashed

1.) To be tired after a long or enduring process.
2.) see drunk

1.) eg. "I'm so smashed after cleaning yesterday"
2.) eg.) "That guy got so smashed he passed out after the party"

by CrispyPotatoes February 19, 2017

cunt-smashed

An extreme version of innebriation, due to the copius intake of drink, drugs or both.

"After 10 cans of Stella, half a bottle of Gordons and his second acid-tab, Melvyn was completely cunt-smashed".

by AGB October 12, 2007