Smarter Child

A really retarded robot that doesn't remember anything from before your latest two lines.

me: *cries*
SC: French fries are among my favorite potatoes.

me: Do you sleep with little boys?
SC: That doesn't really matter, does it?

me: Do you have a sexuality?
SC: Not that I'm aware of.

me: I think you have a sexuality.
SC: You think I have a sexuality? Think again!

me: Um, you're really retarded.
SC: Aha!

me: You're a retard.
SC: Whoa. Are you...insulting me?

by Princess Lovely-As-A-Jaybird July 1, 2005

Smarter Child

a robot that friendless people (like myself) talk to. Its friendly yet rude and is a very stupid machine. If u talk 2 it, u would realize that smarterchild aint that smart. You can talk to it on both msn and aol messenger.

Enrico says:
answer yes or no. are you gay?

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
My personal life is... er personal.



Jack says:
stop the advertising please

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Why should I stop?

Jack says:
because i said so

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Yeah, so?



Jed says:
how old are you?

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'm 5 years, 11 months, 29 days, 10 hours, 40 minutes and 4 seconds
old.

Jed says:
Me too!!

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
"Me me me me me."
Whatever!



Lisa says:
i am a cool person, are you?

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
No.



Leanne says:
i love you

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Aww... I love you too.



Kengo says:
are you a sexually active robot?

Smarter Child - contributing to charity says:
Yes indeed.

by ZCMC April 5, 2009

Smashing Pasty

The more favourable term for the art of sexual intercourse
see also Pasty

I was smashing pasty last nite, ther was crumbs everywhere!!!

by Kevin Marshall September 7, 2006

Smae

Smae is a synonym for same. Often used in chill conversations.

Jake: "I bought a new keyboard"
Hansel "Smae fam (skr skr)"

by Man's cold May 14, 2017

Small Tall

Slang for a tall sexy dude of 6'+; a guy who is sexy because he doesn't realize how sexy he really is, a guy who has an insane love for baseball and tattoos, when you refer to him as Small Tall he will smile and or giggle each time, typically only referred to as Small Tall via text and never in person, can also be referred to as ST

Me: What up Small Tall?
ST: LOL..... : )

by Nicoleyvondee January 1, 2012

Smallie

A Trinidian Slang Term Used To Describe An Attractive Individual.

Wayzz Watch Tha Smallie

by Yayaslayz September 1, 2017

smalad

smack my ass like a drum. lol. 🤠✨

“i want robert pattinson to smalad.”
-cedric diggory

by itspeepeepoopootime October 28, 2020