shoe heaven

the act of putting ones hands into a pair of ugg boots when its cold out.

half-shoe heaven can also be achieved by putting ones hands into a pair of ugg slippers.

shoe heaven. if you ain't there, get there bitches

by i<3C.K. April 11, 2011

slimy shoe

while performing the slimy shoe you must take someones shoe and repeatedly cum in the shoe then quickly replace the shoe for someone to wear them.

bob took toquetoe's shoes and cummed in them so when toquetoe put the shoes on she screamed slimy shoe.

by crandlecooper January 24, 2009

New Shoes

Letting your cock hangout of your trousers, then asking if people like your new shoes.

Kirsty was shocked when Westy asked if she liked his new shoes

by stesaf June 28, 2022

Shoe goblins

A derogatory term for Middle Eastern people

PersonA: “They’re such a shoe goblins”

PersonB: “They stole my shoes a week ago”

by Honda__Civic__ September 14, 2022

Doody Shoes

Shoes that are customized on Nike.com to say doody on them. Or, shoes that are covered in shit.

http://usera.imagecave.com/Skylar/doodyshoes2.png

or

"Omg, I want those doody shoes"

ooorrr

"Oh crap, my shoes got soaked in shit."

by iCrap August 6, 2008

penis-shoe

a male undergarment worn for the comfort and protection of the genitalia. see also: nut-snuggler.

Bruce always left his penis-shoe in his gym locker overnight.

by poopfinger_anuslazor November 5, 2011

Curlyworly Shoes

A type of mens footwear worn in the middle east area of the world by the Soviet KGB spy from U.N.C.L.E., Ilya Kuryakin (Citation: The Man from U.N.C.L.E., 2015). Also known as the Khussa Toe Shoes.

Make sure you bring your Curlyworly shoes to Istanbul.

by The Cute Russian Guy January 11, 2016