seatselt

My dumbass friend decided to change his name on League of Legends to "seatbelt" in order to make fun of our edgy friend who never wears a seatbelt. But dumbass was so fucking high that he typed in "seatselt" and spent 10 bucks on the name change. So yeah. Seatselt will just mean "Your dumbass friend".

Man, my friend is such a seatselt. He failed his basic arithmetic exam.

by XxMemeLordxX April 28, 2015

Flag

Get the seatselt mug.

sextspert

A sextspert is an expert at sexting. They are expert, sexual speakers when texting.

1st Girl: He's really good at sexting.
2nd Girl: Are you saying that Keith is a sextspert?
1st Girl: Hm... I guess so!

by Sextspert April 3, 2016

Flag

Get the sextspert mug.

Related Words

sects • sects axe • Secs • secks • Sechs • section • secsy • sectionals • secksy • secksay

Section 23.1.0

What you use to ask for sex without being judged by others.

Jane is at a bar with Steve and they're both really drunk.

Steve: "Hey, do you wanna come back to my place and review Section 23.1.0?"

by ShadowVictory260 April 17, 2017

Flag

Get the Section 23.1.0 mug.

Setsy

It's when your mom won't let you say sexy, so you say setsy instead because you're so gangster.

Look at that setsy mama

by DeesNootas June 9, 2018

Flag

Get the Setsy mug.

sectional intercourse

When the first chair clarinetist slides the bell of his clarinet over the mouthpiece of the first chair floutest and whispers slyly in her ear, “we are having sectional intercourse.”

We had sectional intercourse during band rehearsal today.
My mom doesn’t know but I’ve been having sectional intercourse since 6th grade.

This one time at band camp I had sectional intercourse.

by Marriedtoaclarinetplayer August 17, 2018

Flag