Saint Patrick's Day

According to the great Theo, men use St. Pat's day as an excuse to touch women who aren't wearing green.

Guy: looks like you arent wearing green, its saint patricks day! *pinches breasts*
Girl: Ahh you caught me
Guy (inside): =) =) =) VICTORY!

by sham March 19, 2004

Walt's Day Out

A strange and rare pornographic film that is very hard to locate.It involves Walt Disney going around Disneyland Park having sexual intercourse with random guests by bribeing them with lifetime tickets.It is often disscused wether or not this film really exists or not, but it has been proven that it exists, for only a handful of copys were ever created, but some bootleggers have made digital dvd copies.It was said to be made in 1961,5 years before Walt Disneys death, suprisingly, he was 60 years old when having sexual intercourse with all of these people.

A strange pornographic film called Walt's Day Out

by strangedisneyfacts June 2, 2009

Valentine's day

pretty much national sex day.

A day for romance and making single people miserable.

"hey, tomorrow is valentine's day" "thanks for reminding me im single" "sorry"

by maddywasnthere February 16, 2010

National Women's day

On everyday of the year you have to respect women. No raping. No cat calling. No sexual assault. no begging for nudes. No leaking nudes. unwanted dick pics. etc
we need to change this world

Hey Abby send tits, cant justin it's National Womens day .
Come here baby girl your cute, it's National Women's day.

by WLM Women's rights March 22, 2021

St. Patty's Day Grenade

When you throw a McDonald's Shamrock Shake into a large crowd of people on St. Patty's day, resulting in a large crowd looking like it has been covered in a green semen. What might happen if a leprechaun skeets on 5th avenue in Manhattan.

1:"Watch this."
(throws shamrock shake into crowd)
2:"Oh my God. It looks like a leprechaun skeeted on them"
1:"That would be a St. Patty's Day Grenade."

by Mr. Charles McMeaty March 29, 2011

new year's day

the day after new year's eve

Jan 1st.

by IrishRepublicanArmy January 1, 2004

valentine's day

1 out of 365 days of the year to celebrate for your loved-ones. This is not to make people feel depressed if they don't have a lover, but it's a day to celebrate the joy of love.

Valentine's Day is spent with the ones you care about, or simply to share the love of one's own.

by Leah February 16, 2004