SAFD

The San Antonio Fire Department, or random banging on the keyboard. Often claimed to mean "Suck a fat dick" after the fact.

J: kjl safd
C: What does that mean?
J: Suck a fat dick.

by The Lord YHWH April 19, 2008

Tokyo Sandblaster

In this sexually explicit act, the guilty party takes excessive amounts of anti-constipation medicine prior to being anally penetrated which consequently induces the projection of liquid excrement all over the genital area of the sodomite when penetration occurs.

Can you believe that guy responsible for censoring allowed Conan O'Brien to talk about the Tokyo Sandblaster on TV tonight?

by holyshiite November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

Its a three step process

1) First, you must be having sex with your partner on the beach.

2) Second, You must blow your load on (his/her) face

3) finally, Grab a handful of sand it throw it in your partner's face so that it sticks

I want to go down to the Jersey Shore and give my friend Drew Wasserbach a "Tokyo Sandblaster"

by Numbahhh 1 November 12, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

A term created by Conan O'Brian on his second show on TBS; most likely meaning a spray of seminal fluids into the face and/or eyes of a woman from Tokyo.

"How about the Tokyo Sandblaster?" - Conan O'Brian

by COCOfan4lyfe November 12, 2010

sandbag

When you leave an beverage container, usually a can, unfinished. The result is a can that carries a little weight on the bottom - thus, sandbagging. It's typically poor form to sandbag a beverage, be it beer or soda.

"Dude, those fucking GDI's just come to our party and sandbag all our Busch Lites!"

"Ian was pissed off when Mike would steal his Coca Colas and subsequently sandbag them."

by Steve Miller IV April 23, 2006

Sandbox

When someone calls you a sandbox they are referring to the term "son of a beach", and the son of a beach is probably a sandbox. So, they are pretty much calling you a little bitch. Tell it to your friends.

Oh my god, Elizabeth is such a sandbox for stealing my boyfriend.

by Sandboxes4Life February 4, 2015

Sandblasted

When a female uses the restroom to poop and following this, she goes the shower and bends over waiting for her male partner to come piss the feces off of her butthole. No wiping involved

Sarah was taking this huge shit yesterday and asked me to wipe her ass. Instead of that nasty ass shit I put her in the shower and sandblasted that shit right off

by Scarter3689 June 21, 2019