Ryan

Ryan is a name of Irish origins. It means little king.

Of which most Ryan’s are kings of misheard names.

Ryan: Can I get a small latte?
Barista: can I have a name?
Ryan: Just Ryan.

Barista: I have an order for Bryan?

by EastBayLoser February 24, 2019

Ryan

A person who is always right

Guy 1: The map said turn left!
Guy 2: No, I am always right
Guy 1: You're such a Ryan
Ryan: fuck you!

by XingXaSa August 15, 2023

Ryan

An ugly being with a weird shaped body,pulls nothing

Oh he’s such a ryan

by Elon tusks January 13, 2020

Ryan

Ryan is gay

person 1: hey do you see that gay guy over there
person 2: yeah his name is Ryan and he's gay

by expynse May 13, 2020

Ryan

Everyone knows a Ryan, he’s really funny and extremely sweet. He’s goofy and can do almost anything to get you to laugh. If you’re lucky enough to be his love, you’ll never have to worry because he’s always concerned for you and your well being. He loves hugs and cuddles more than anything in the world and his kisses are gentle and true. Also, his laugh is contagious and so absolutely charming.

Woah. Looks like that guy’s name is Ryan

by TheLaughingDiddler May 30, 2019

Ryan

A Professional at the subject of Life, Ryan is awesome. quick with the ladies, and quick to move on, he has an 11 incher and it is always loaded. He is a noble Gangster who shoots unstable niggers and has little remorse. listens to all kinds of music. can be found driving, working on cars, shooting guns, eating, etc.
has awesome friends, who are bad ass and drive bad ass fast cars.

Syn.: Awesomeness

1:Ryan is awesome
2:OMG i just orgasmed at the sound of his name

by the pounder himself April 19, 2009

Ryan

Manwhore, pothead, who never texts back and laughs if he breaks up with you usually over text messages.

LOVES CATS

druggie who may or may not admit it, hates hookers, and home wreakers! he will like girls who wear way too much makeup. But a hypocrite.

Girl 1: Ah I hooked up with Ryan last night!

Girl 2: But he's my boyfriend?!

Girl 1: Oh you didn't get his text?

Girl 2: No he stopped after three messages!

Girl 1: Sorry he was busy getting high and I doing my makeup!

by bitch ass foo5 March 12, 2010