Roasted Turtle

When a guy eats a spicy food and then picks your 🍑

Man I didn’t know I was gonna get a roasted turtle last night.. that burnt my bum

by RTheavyflow June 29, 2021

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Squishy Roasting

These are words that Moriah Elisabeth invented, it's used when you say all of the imperfections of a Squishy.

It's time for "Squishy Roasting"!

by Moriah Elisabeth's fan April 29, 2023

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The Roasted Fink

A coffee connoisseur’s ideal roast. Special beans procured from the rarest of plants, roasted by a man who’s passion is for crafting the best brew! The best coffee around!

Yo, have you tried the Roasted Fink Coffee, it’s the fucking best!

by Sewermonkey September 03, 2021

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Roast Piss

When one pisses exuberantly on an Arby's bathroom floor

Emily: Bro, I just took the maddest Roast Piss in the bathroom
Shane: Great, but did you get Jamochan Shake?

by JoshTheIdiotic May 23, 2020

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Pig roast

Pig roast is when 2 guys put one dick in the mouth and another in the pussy or asshole. Acting like if it was a pig getting roasted (stick goes through all that)

(Fake Name btw)
Example is when Alexandra B. Got pig roasted in the car.

In a sentence; yeah we totally pig roasted her in the back seat of my car.

by FazeDudeNude November 21, 2018

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