Ultimate Retard

Drew
Drew is a retard

Not to be confused with:

Retarded Pedro

Drew retarded beyond comprehension. This means that he is an Ultimate Retard

by Drew Cheskin September 24, 2018

goblin retard faggot

A Goblin Retard faggot is a person that chases after girls that don't like anybody.

Ooo look at that Goblin Retard Faggot.

by Hshzn October 29, 2019

Retard Race

A race in which contestants drop their pants to their ankles and run. (giving the appearance of being retarded) Whomever goes the farthest 'wins".

Dylan joined the frat boys in their stupid retard race, but at least he gained some dignity and stopped before he became the winner.

by Maylain November 14, 2005

Retail Zombie

A Retail Slave who has been working too many hours, can barely move, is brain dead, and has a glassy look in their eyes. Retail Zombie is usually at epidemic proportions during sales, special store events, and the entire month of December.

I just found Michael barely concious in the breakroom, the Super Sale wiped him out, he's got Retail Zombie bad.

by Freeman Hall December 18, 2007

retardacon

A retarded Decepticon.

"You're such a retardacon!"

by Magusto May 20, 2008

retard strength

Super-human strength usuaslly had by one who is considered a reatard and can lift heavy things only because they are too retarded to know they are hurting themselves

Why is that guy holding up the retard racer with his teeth? He must have retard strength!!

by Jimmy May 13, 2005

Retail Therapy

A costly replacement for Zoloft.

My therapist says a good day of retail therapy should bring me back around.

by AJ Evans April 8, 2007