tech-retard

a person who has no ability to apply technology into their daily life, usually pretending their gadgets are not working or they prefer things done other way to conceal their retardants!

#1
i explained to her like a million times that i will Bluetooth the files to her cellphone and she can transfer them to her laptop later to read them, but after all this she made me do the whole thing FOR her!

#2
Jack and I have a paper due next week but he said he cannot attach the files to an email because his connection was too slow, but we all know he's just a tech-retard!

by F_j September 26, 2011

little retard

Usual what you can call a little kid if there stupid

Stop being a little retard

by Noahboasnake September 27, 2017

Ultimate Retard

Drew
Drew is a retard

Not to be confused with:

Retarded Pedro

Drew retarded beyond comprehension. This means that he is an Ultimate Retard

by Drew Cheskin September 24, 2018

goblin retard faggot

A Goblin Retard faggot is a person that chases after girls that don't like anybody.

Ooo look at that Goblin Retard Faggot.

by Hshzn October 29, 2019

Retard Race

A race in which contestants drop their pants to their ankles and run. (giving the appearance of being retarded) Whomever goes the farthest 'wins".

Dylan joined the frat boys in their stupid retard race, but at least he gained some dignity and stopped before he became the winner.

by Maylain November 14, 2005

Retail Zombie

A Retail Slave who has been working too many hours, can barely move, is brain dead, and has a glassy look in their eyes. Retail Zombie is usually at epidemic proportions during sales, special store events, and the entire month of December.

I just found Michael barely concious in the breakroom, the Super Sale wiped him out, he's got Retail Zombie bad.

by Freeman Hall December 18, 2007

retardacon

A retarded Decepticon.

"You're such a retardacon!"

by Magusto May 20, 2008