self relient

The act of being able to cover your previous prevarications effectively with new untruths that support the orginal ones in question well enough such that they will no longer be suspect.

Our son has such a great future ahead of him. He is so self relient.

by ORD ELLIS September 15, 2007

release the dogs

When you reach the peak of sexual exitement, and you let out your baby yogurt.

That stupid haxmonkey camron cant even release the dogs!

by chupomigrandepetos March 5, 2011

Hand Release

When a man is jerked off by either his self or someone else. Also known as HR for short.

Man if she doesn't want to give you a BJ just get her to give you a soothing HR (Hand Release).

by Mark E. July 20, 2006

Rediet

A computer nerd that loves lettuce salad(consists entirely of lettuce) drenched in salad dressing.

"Hey bro, check that girl... she be taking out all them tomatoes out that salad that girls such a Rediet"
"Hmmm, I see a computer and lettuce....there must be a Rediet around"

by IndigoEverglade November 5, 2011

Catch and Release

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob, catches the cum, then immediately spits it out, releasing it.

My girl won't swallow when she gives a blow job. She is a catch and release type girl.

by terribleswift65 April 19, 2009

Release the Kraken

An expression of bravado used when revealing one's penis for intercourse. It can also be used in public urinals or other inappropriate places.

Jake was arrested for walking into the women's lavatory, pulling open his trench coat (under which he was naked save for business socks), and shouting, "Release the Kraken!"

by snotfistthedickish September 5, 2011

Relentless

Sexually excited. So called because the energy drink Relentless increases your sex drive.

Oh my god. I'm relentless. I need to go abuse myself.

by i-feed-on-your-viscera October 18, 2008