revert irony

ironic/satirical jokes that new reverts of Islam would make

X: when there are 5 minutes remaining for adhan of maghrib in Ramadan:

image of thirsty spongebob
Y: unfunny revert irony.

by the huzzie April 9, 2021

Regretist

a devoted follower of the Regretism culture founded in 2011 Colorado, Miami by the people who didn't shoot their shots

Johnknee: Oh my lord. The cable turned off. I wish I hadn't suck a nigga dick for free.
Timmy: What's up with Johnknee.
Bob: Don't worry about it he's just a Regretist.

by Regrestist001 May 5, 2021

rogertaylorscar__

rogertaylorscar__ is the best tiktoker ever!

"hey did you see rogertaylorscar__ new tiktok?" "no who's that?" "wha- Get away!"

by anonymous September 7, 2021

Rigert

People named Rigert are never the life of the party, they always just stand in the corner and do their own thing. They won’t ever be in a relationship because people named rigert has an large amount of social anxiety.

Rigert is really struggling to find a date for the wedding.

by MrbigJ November 21, 2021

rogert

Rogert (pronounced gogurt) is an individual who will often falsely claim his name is pronounced row-jert. Occasionally mistaken for August Alsina, gogurt will go to lengths to prove the two are similar. A Rogert can often be seen hanging out around his two counterparts, an alcoholic personal trainer and a mentally disturbed Albanian bodybuilder. If you encounter a Rogert in the wild, he can be neutralized by a simple wave check maneuver.

That guy put a durag on his cat? Man he must have been hanging out with a total Rogert...

by IceCube73 November 22, 2021

Revert Capital

The advantages which come with being a new revert to the religion of Islam.

Olly was given revert capital as he got 50% off at chaiwala and a free trip to Umrah.

by Revertroster December 16, 2021

Revert troll

An editor of a wiki or similar project that repeatedly reverts contributions of other users with little or no reason rather than discussing or improving on the changes.

Revert trolls typically hide an agenda under the facade of being sticklers for the rules. In reality they are typically very selective about what rules they enforce and on which pages.

- Oh great! That revert troll removed my contribution to the article for the third time without an explanation! It's the last time I waste my time writing anything on Wikipedia.

by metaman33 April 28, 2022