1st Round Knockout

A manuever that takes place in the early, unsuspecting hours of the morning where a man positions his crotch over the face of the victim, pulls his morning wood down towards his toes and releases it like a catapault . This strike hits the "opponent", obliterates their jaw, and results in a sound resembling a knockout or similar hard hit in a fight.

Most commonly used at house parties, fraternity houses, and bedrooms as punishment to humiliate a person such as an uninvited guest, a tool, or irritating girlfriend who has pissed you off. A quick and easy way to get revenge or show disapproval.

"Last night at the party, Brandon passed out on the couch with his shoes on so Frank woke him up this morning with a 1st Round Knockout."

"Why's Lisa's chin swollen?" "She was a complete cunt to me last night so I got up early this morning just so I could pay her back with a 1st Round Knockout"
"Spiderman her next time"

by Wildman Bill September 11, 2009

scary-go-round

A delightful webcomic made by John Allison concerning the inhabitants of Tackleford, England, mainly the exploits of Shelley Winters (a kind, cute mayoral assistant) and Amy Chilton (a spoiled, selfish yet good-hearted art student). Escapades have included zombies, anthropomorphic gas, Space Owl, Jimi Hendrix's Devil Bear, the Portuguese Man-O-War, and many sprinklings of non sequitors as well as indie charm. http://www.scarygoround.com. Updates four days a week. Allison also makes T-shirts that put Urban Outfitters' to shame.

I read on Scary-Go-Round that Krakkagar is my Secret Scary Friend!

by V to the iddy July 18, 2008

jersey city round robin

(v.) to tea bag every occupant of a room

Yo, I heard Sal gave Nasty Nigrelli's Mom and Sis the old Jersey City Round Robin this weekend. And they LOVED IT!

by the_skipper October 9, 2008

knights of the round table

when a group of men stand in a circle, unzip there pants and a girl procedes to suck the dicks in a circle

Hilary gave an excelent knights of the round table. The 5 guys were impressed.

by lavemoney13 October 18, 2006

brown round racing

Brown round racing is played with a friend or two. The players playing the game shove diecast cars up their butt then see who can forcefully shoot them out of their butts. The player who either shoots his diecast car out the farthest or fastest is the winner.

Hey Tommy i just bought some diecast cars want to get the guys over for some brown round racing

by Darkridder November 9, 2017

Riding the merry-go-round

Riding the merry-go-round* is when a woman seeks to secure a handsome, perhaps wealthy, emotionally unavailable man ("Chad"*) in an attempt to improve social standing (hypergamy), gets dumped, and then she tries again, repeating the cycle. She never learns, all while ignoring guys she has friend-zoned.

After perpetually riding the merry-go-round, the woman eventually finds herself past the flower of her youth, single, and whining on TikTok videos about how "there aren't any good men".

*terms often used by men's advice YouTubers "33 Secrets" and "Entrepreneurs in Cars".

She would do well to stop Riding the Merry-Go-Round and settle down with someone she has friend-zoned.

by Run.Forrest.Run January 26, 2022

You spin me right round

A song written by Dead Or Alive, sometimes called the meatspin song. Used in a shock site.

Bob: hey Jamal
Jamal: what
Bob: *spins*
Jamal: YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND.

by Orestan12 August 10, 2023