The Real Amazing Race

To perform the Real Amazing Race you must first start by chugging a bottle of liquid laxatives. Once you have polished off the bottle start as soon as possible to masturbate. The challenge is to see if you can masturbate and finish before you shit yourself.

Ex: 1

"Did you watch CBS's Amazing Race last night?"
"No, but I did try to complete The Real Amazing Race."
"What is that?"
"Dude, urbandictionary that shit, its unbelievable."

Ex:2

"Where you able to pull off The Real Amazing Race?"
"No dude, there was shit everywhere and then because of that I threw up all over my dick."

by Patty Kane March 23, 2010

The Jester Race

The second-best metal album ever made, behind only Dark Tranquillity's The Gallery. Recorded in 1995 by In Flames, it stands as their seminal accomplishment seconded by 1994's Lunar Strain and 1997's Whoracle. A true testament to spectacular riff-writing and guitarwork, every song has at least three distinct riffs, with a very dynamic lead guitar and a strong rhythm guitar and frequent double leads in parts. The vocals are powerful but not spectacular in any way and the lyrics are closer to poetry than 99% of music gets. The drumming is very fast and clean, but the drums and bass tend to make way for the guitar, which is clearly the highlight of the album and of In Flames in general, at least up until 2002's Reroute to Remain. A true testament to the riff- and solo-writing prowess of Jesper Stromblad, and a fantastic journey into another land, where creative and unrepetitive music reigns supreme. When combined with the 1996 EP Black-Ash Inheritance, it becomes an even better album simply due to the addition of In Flames's best song they ever wrote, Goliaths Disarm Their Davids, an epic track that stands out on an album that is nothing but epic tracks. A must-have for any fan of metal.

Man 1: In Flames is obviously a shite band. Clearly they're just another commercialized Slipknot knockoff.

Man 2: Not exactly. *hands Man 1 a copy of The Jester Race*

by Stand Ablaze September 29, 2005

Critical Race Theory

Euphumism for "Racism"

Critical Race Theory is the study of racism.

by childleash November 1, 2022

wiki race

a game played between two or more individuals on wikipedia. the goal is to get from one subject to an entirely different subject just by following links found on the pages.

-yo man i'll have a wiki race from shakespeare to tupac
- your on!

by raoulft January 15, 2008

Critical Race Theory

A new concept that was come up with by those that are trying to reinstill racism in the white population of the United States. A false idea that with the law of probabilities can be proven to be false. It is an effort to combat our over hundred years effort to give the black population equality. This instills in our white kids that blacks are not equal and inferior to the white race. This teaching will increase the amount of racism we have in the culture and teach young kids that they are born racist when in fact most of their families are teaching them to not be racist.

Critical race theory is a bunch of bs.

by Mr. Homophobia June 28, 2023

Snack Pack Race Track

You take a dump on somebodys chest, then use the dump as a lubricate to spin on ur ass. Preferably, you want ur legs tucked in.

Man, I'm so dizzy after last night. I gave my girlfriend a Snack Pack Race Track goin 80 miles per hour

by Rick James6969 December 23, 2008

RuPaul's Drag Race

The Fiercest Competition Show on TV. A group of talented drag queens compete in many different challenge activities that evaluate their Drag ability. Each week there is a challenge and a runway, the queen that does the best wins the challenge and the 2 queens that do the worst have to lipsync for their life. They will perform a lipsync infront of RuPaul and the one that outshines the other will stay in the competition, the losing contestant will have to go home. When there are 3 queens remaining, one that has shown the most talent and ability throughout the competition will win.

To learn about Drag itself, See drag

Did you watch last weeks episode of RuPaul's Drag Race? I heard that Trinity Taylor won another challenge and Aja went home. That is one heck of a show!

by Dragmania May 27, 2017