LAL PUTIN

puttin ur dick in the lock

"jack's lal putin for me bitch"

by HHH&MMM December 9, 2023

Putin

Putin is the sexiest man alive and has a BIG dick.

oh look it Putin! I want too suck him!

by TheBigDickGuyThatLikesTooSuck May 30, 2022

President Putin

The president of Ukraine according to Joe Biden.

"Now I want to hand it over to the President of Ukraine...who has as much courage as he has determination, ladies and gentlemen, President Putin!"

by UD Veteran July 17, 2024

Putin

An angry bat who had a hissy fit for a bullshit reason

Me: hey putin
Putin: what
Me: putin deez nuts in yo mouth

by ReptileBaby April 25, 2022

Putine

A mini prostitute
Comes from the Spanish words puta and prostituta combined together to make one word

"She is a putine!" (a mini putine)
"Yeah that girl, she is a mini pute)

by Vaginal genious March 29, 2015

Vladimir Putin

A bald Russian who wants to invade Ukraine for no apparent reason, also an all-time Judo champion and fights bears in his spare time.

Guy 1: Vladimir Putin is daddy!!
Guy 2: Go die in a ditch.

by JakeTheDictionary October 15, 2022

Putin

An absolute and utter dick

John: "You want to go out for whiskey and cigars with me an Mark?"
Frank: "Nah, he's a Putin, let's take Jack instead"

by Stand with Ukraine! February 24, 2022