pretenda-fag

A guy that tries being bisexual or gay and ends up going back to females.

Missy used to date Pete. After they broke up, he went pretenda-fag and dated a guy, but is now back to sleeping with Missy.

by mystical777girl May 27, 2011

Pretendtress

Someone who pretends to be someone else but clouds you judgement by tempting in ways that makes you think they are not pretending at all

she said i was all ok and hugged me and told me i meant so much, pretendtress

by justybdj June 10, 2011

pretassy

the days before we found out what a true thole is

yeah, i guess tass is a thole, but the mrs puts him in line.

"hey, jim, look at that tasshole. what a sight to see!!

i fondly recall the pretassy days. they were so care-free

by dementiad August 2, 2011

Pretegnant

The state of pretending to be pregnant when you are, in fact, not pregnant.

Beyonce was pretegnant with Blue Ivy, at which point her surrogate mother was ACTUALLY pregnant.

A good way to get your noncommittal boyfriend to propose is to be pretegnant.

by BarnyardFunk March 5, 2013

Preteentious

noun; adjective: Pop culture that is over-appreciated by preteens that look down their un-knowing noses at anyone who doesn't "get it."

Dad A: I had to go see Les Mis again. Five times, now.
Dad B: Mine's addicted to Twilight and Hunger Games.
Dad C: I had to go to see Justin Bieber.
Dad D: It wouldn't be so bad except they're so preteentious about it. Make one peep about not wanting to see the same movie 9 times and suddenly I'm a horrible parent.

by Karaoke Joe April 6, 2013

Pretendependent

A young adult of legal age pretending to be independent while still living at home, driving mom and dad's car, etc...Pretending to be independent...Pretendependant!

Joanna bragged about her new shoes, which she could only afford because as a pretendependent, she has discretionary money to spend.

by ultraskinpro May 24, 2012

pretendcest

Sexual relations with an adopted sibling.

Around the end of Dexter season 6 Debra realizes she has romantic feelings for the show's name sake. When I watch season 7 I will see if they commit Pretendcest.

by Purvplegurple December 15, 2013