Puke-O-Meter

Made famous by Richard Tell, the puke-o-meter is used for measuring the ammount of vomit thrown up due to laughter. Not to be cofused with the Feces Thermomitor, used for a similar person.

Man 1: Holy fuck, i just took a shit. LOL
Man 2: That was about a 0 on the Puke-O-Meter.

by Sprinkles The Death Dealer April 3, 2009

turtle puking

Turtle puking, when holding a poop to the point that it is just poking out but than accidentally letting diarrhea spray into your pants. Much like the common thing called turtling but the next step up.

Guy 1: last night at the club was so embarrassing.
Guy 2: what happened?
Guy 1: I must of ate something bad because I thought I was just turtling well waiting for the washroom but I ended up turtle puking
Guy 2: bruh you did not just tell me you turtle puked at the club

by Crisper72 April 4, 2019

Puking baby

Life of Being a mom in two words

I am the mother of a puking baby

by Bethanymomlifeward July 24, 2017

brain puke

Poorly articulated ideas puked onto a notepad in bad handwriting containing potential for future academic research studies, saved for later.

Here's some brain puke for a comparative study of criminality and sociality in the context of community.

by DorkWithADHD June 12, 2024

puke bucket

an empty box of wine in which drunk friends throw up into together

Dude, we drank so much boxed wine, I had to use the box as a puke bucket.

by soujlaboytellem September 14, 2018

puke grenade

When your trying to be a bad ass, and drink so much alcohol you projectile vomit.
Also, You're a wingman on a date, and your job is to lay on the grenade, meaning take one for the team, meaning date the not so hot friend, and you drink so much to make it happen, you accidentally puke on them.
Also the name of a DJ in Florida named Puke Grenade.

Dude, quit trying to show off. You're gonna puke grenade everyone.

by Jizzonyourmomstits May 31, 2019

Puking by the well house

When you get so drunk you end up puking naked by the well house.

I’m gonna be puking by the well house here soon.

by Well house July 12, 2025