Palmer'd

to become extremely intoxicated with alcohol, often involving loss of control over behavior, speech, and movement.

Named after the notorious Palmer's Bar in Minneapolis, infamous for its strong drinks.

Hey, you wanna go get Palmer'd tonight?

I missed my flight this morning because Amy and I got Palmer'd last night.

by Chiggers Dudley August 13, 2011

Palmer nelson

It relates with the full nelson. This is given by the leader of the pack or the bear. To lock your hands together behind someone's head while reaching from underneath the pits.

"She is so simple" Drunk guy One
"I bet you cant put her in a nelson tonight" Drunk guy Two
"The Palmer Nelson?" Drunk guy One.
"Yeaa..." Drunk guy Two
"Oh, that's a bet"

by The Smashcastle October 30, 2011

palm a spider

to grab or holds on to eight dicks at once.

i once knew a guy who could palm a spider.

by fluffyprime September 10, 2012

Palm Bump

An advanced technique for publicly snorting cocaine without drawing attention. Cocaine is discreetly poured into the slightly cupped palm of choice and brought upwards across the face. Accurate palm position, fluidity of movement and well timed inhalation are necessary for proper execution. Onlookers will disregard the gesture due to perceptual blindness.

WARNING: This is an advanced technique due to the necessitated precision and high risk of smearing cocaine across the face.

Old Uncle Ronnie's party hardened white stache camouflages and stores the common aftermath of an arthritic palm bump.

by Granny_Cranny May 21, 2014

palm floozy

A female native to charleston s.c. absolutely devoid of morals or self respect.

Well i know this palm floozy from COC palm floozy I say that got a angry pirate , mookie stick, screaming seagull, dirty Rodriguez, and a large vile strange sounding thing they call here in the lowcountry a fucking palm phlant. She paid two thousand of her dad's money for the Palm phlant and when she got it she came so hard she drag struted to the beach.

by palm phlant December 22, 2016

Palmela Handerson

The name of the hand you jerk off with

I am talking to Palmela Handerson

by Noah spradlin 21 June 10, 2018

Palmela handerson

The act of using your hands to self ejaculate.

I may not have a girlfriend to love me but I sure do have palmela handerson. And she never leaves me unpleased!

by Robdawggy August 31, 2018