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Prostitution

It'Ll SpReAd DiSeAsEs!
Hym "You don't give a fuck about any of that. The diseases are already spreading! Do you advocate for women be more selective? Get an STD test from them before you sleep with someone?? No? Avoid men with high body counts to reduce the risk of infection? NO! YOU DON'T! You don't do any of that! So, why no prostitution? 😱 It couldn't be! Could it be that you don't want prostitution because your arbitrary claim to superiority immediately disappears? Your entire brand is destroyed? No more sexless masochistic men to profit from? Ooohhhh.. It's not "good for people" says the self-appointed arbiter of what's good for people. Ok... Oooook.... 'You wouldn't want you dau-' She won't have to be if I get a million dollars writing a billion dollar movie, will she? Shut the fuck up with that."
by Hym Iam March 6, 2023
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Prostitute

A prostitute is a person who gave birth to you
by Mr. Queso November 27, 2021
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Workplace-Prostitute

Adjective
A: Person who trades sexual favors for advancement in the workplace.
B: Person who gets paid to have sex with a person either related to, or the person directly in charge for financial gain in the place they work.
Person one: Can you believe O'Connor?, she started having sex with the boss, and received a promotion the day after.
Person two: Yeah, that's what you get when you're a Workplace-Prostitute.
by AcornBandit May 29, 2023
mugGet the Workplace-Prostitutemug.

Political Prostitute

A person who uses the political contributions of one person for the gains of his or her rivals.
She used the campaign contributions of Manny Villar and turned it against him, two weeks before the 2010 Presidential elections in Iloilo City, Philippines. She is a Political Prostitute.
by Comelec November 20, 2021
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Prostitute

They say the best revenge is to be happy but really it's violence so disturbing no one that hears about it will ever forget that it happened. That, or, fucking the purple hair dye off of a retard fucking prostitute.
by Hym Iam September 10, 2020
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Gentleman's Prostitution

The act of a woman allowing the man to spend lavishly on her, without any intention of having sex unbeknownst to the guy.
Matt didn't know he was practicing gentleman's prostitution as he wined and dined Kendra.
by Logical Libra June 5, 2022
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Prepubic prostitute

Look Greg that grade school girl looks like a prepubic prostitute
by anonymous April 21, 2023
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