Promise

A word one says to another, usually used when two people are referring to something homosexual. Most of the time "Promise" is used in a joking matter, unless your friend is a faggot.

Mike: Joe, Can I lick your asshole?
Joe: Promise?
Mike. Chia scott.

by Jailbait November 13, 2007

Promised You a Miracle

Promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Chance
As love takes a train
Summer breeze and brilliant light
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Love sails to a new life
Promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Life throws a curve
Everything is possible
With promises
Everything is possible, oh
I promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Chance
Reflects on them a while
Love screams so quietly
Slipping back on golden times
Breathing with sweet memories

I promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Life throws a curve
Everything is possible
In the game of life
Everything is possible
Chance
Lost pearls of great price
Take care of family
Only aches for love
Love waits for fame
In chance, in chance, they'll see
I promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Life throws a curve
Everything is possible
In the game of life
A burning dream
You can be Queen
Everything is possible...

by Death Menace February 2, 2023

white promise

Type of lie meant for a large audience to get elected and sound trustworthy.

All political agendas have white promises behind them.
we will lower your taxes is the biggest white promise for every elected official.

by fear is only an illusion April 27, 2015

No promises

It means no promises- pretty self-explanitory.

I'm going to camp next year, no promises.

by JustTwi October 22, 2018

Pinky Promise

A promise where they vow to complete a task within the day that they promised.

He kissed me today because of a pinky promise made in the morning.

by Thomas Jenkins September 8, 2018

Promiscuous Prairie Dog

As in prairie-dogging, your fecal matter will go in and out of the asshole, however with the Promiscuous Prairie Dog, the fecal matter goes in the mouth of a girl. This includes and is not limited to the nostril, asshole, ears, etc. If you get good at this, you may begin to do this with other animals such as dogs, cats, goats, etc. Cries of pleasure must be made while doing this.

"Mike Stevens gave a great Promiscuous Prairie Dog to his coworker last night."

by Mike T. Stevens February 19, 2009

Party Promise

background - a party
definition - we are not enjoying ourselves

pre-party - ah, this ( the
party ) looks promising, i
think i'll attend . . . .

" this party looked promising, but we are
not enjoying ourselves - it was
obviously not a promise - it must have
been a PARTY PROMISE - . . . . THE
WINE FLOWED MIRTHLESS AND MERRYWISE . .
. . "

by washed April 23, 2005