douche points

if someone does something bad to you then they are a ten on the douche scale

shut up man you just got you self 10 douche points

by squash90 March 11, 2008

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alliteration points

When someone puts forth a sentence which follows the rules of alliteration in large abundance, a number of points pertaining to their use of no less than four alliterative words is given.

"We've got a big, brown bag of booze!"

"4 alliteration points for you, buddy!"

by Liam E. September 5, 2007

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A term used to describe the most obnoxious annoying crude sexual harassing anal aggravating ear bleeding cock blocking self obsessed drug addicted ass-wiping douche-bagging weirdo.

Often directed at someone with the previous listed characteristics.

"What the hell, you just cock blocked me"
"so?"
"You just got like 10 Peter Points"
"Aw Shucks"

by Juanita Incaterina Jones December 20, 2009

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Sped Points

Accreditation for a retarded behavior.

Tyler got 20 sped points for having a tape dispenser for 5 years.

Phill got 40 sped points for jumping out of a moving vehicle in front of a police station shouting "I HATE THE POLICE!"

by Salty Sauce December 26, 2009

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Creepist Points

An imaginary point system awarded for creepy acts, such as replacing the standard phone greeting of "hello" with "what are you wearing?" In a low breathy voice.

Girl: I have a mustache on, candy in my pocket and a white van out back! Creep points?

Girl A: How many creepist points would I earn if I only called Serena by the name of Candy Pants from now on?

Girl B: 7, clearly!

by Ross9 October 13, 2010

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Whitey points

a point system that determines whether you are a full on Caucasian or the race you appear or claim to be. Get 10,000 and you are officially a whitey, get over that amount and you might as well spare yourself from being in the sun.

So I was trying to talk to my Chinese friend about how the Ninja would have no chance against Shaolin Monks, and she did not even know where either warrior originated from...
+500 whitey points

by Jakingo'hearts May 5, 2011

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