soggy pretzel

When she sucks on your dick for so long that it just goes limp and then it's all wet and just kinda hanging around

"Ah shit, my dick went soggy pretzel on me.... My bad..."

by peteypablocaso February 28, 2017

The Pretzels of the Party Mix

A boring person in a group of friends. Kinda needed in some respects, but never the center of attention. Conclusion: don't be this person.

God damn you, Joey, you're the pretzels of the party mix.

by SammySlimJim March 15, 2017

boil pretzel sticks

Take a shit

Damn Daniel my stomach hurts I need to boil pretzel sticks.

by Goosetavo July 2, 2016

pretzel pop

when a girl lays with her legs behind her head as the boy penetrates her

"pretzel pop me daddy."

by cowgirl2018 January 21, 2017

Satan's pretzel

When one sticks their dick in their own ass.

"Holy shit, that looks like Satan's pretzel! I didn't mean for you to literally go fuck yourself."

by C0deRage October 17, 2019

Pretzel

When your man bends your legs to far in sex and you say I'm not a pretzel and he bends your legs farther

Me: I'm not a pretzel daddy daddy: bends legs farther your my pretzel me:😒

by Angel stella November 30, 2020

Not a pretzel

When having sex and your man bends yr leg up to far and you say not a pretzel and he pushes your leg up farther

He pushed my leg up far while having sex and I said I'm not a pretzel and he pushed it up farther

by Kochst087 November 20, 2020