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by Anonymous bever January 19, 2018

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Public Pretender

A play on the word, "Public Defender". Ya see, it rhymes...real original, right? Basically, this is a poor retched soul that usually just graduated from law school. Being an attorney at the pubic defender's office is probably the worst job a lawyer could ever have. The "PD" as it's commonly called, usually attracts a couple of different types. One is the rich hippie or Trustafarrian, a disgruntled lawyer who was "targeted" when he/she was younger, some stupid white kid that thinks they can change the world, an ultra liberal Harvard graduate, or some poor twerp who couldn't get another job quick enough.

Raymone: "Man, I gots-ta-get a lawyer."

Laquisha: "Well what you bitchin at fool, call down to da PD's office and get ya one."

Raymone: "Naw, I don't want some Public Pretender to fuck all my shit up."

by ArticChile April 15, 2008

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birthday present

(n) alcohol

let's go get alex a birthday present.

by Zramislame October 13, 2008

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Pretendarista

Pretendarista (n) - A person who works in a cafe, knows the mechanics of making coffee, but is unable to make anything that tastes even remotely like coffee. Is able to txt while operating coffee machine.

That was the worst coffee I've ever had. The pretendarista behind the counter is obviously busy thinking about how many vodkas shes going to drink tonight before she falls down.

by A Sparky May 1, 2010

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