Critter Paranoia

Paranoia involving somebody thinking they see bugs and small critters (spiders, cockroaches, flies, fleas, etc) when there is nothing there, oftentimes involving fear of the bugs or critters.

Also when somebody is always looking around them to make sure no bugs or small critters are in the area.

Person 1: *checking all around their chair*
Person 2: What are you doing?
Person 1: Oh, it's my critter paranoia, I really hate bugs.

OR

Person 1: *jumps up off the couch*
Person 2: What's wrong?!
Person 1: I thought I saw a spider crawling on my leg.
Person 2: Man, you got critter paranoia, bad.

by Larentiah September 13, 2011

Paranoia Man

A future superstar of WWE. He is the Samurai for today. He will comes from Japan. His finishers are: "Paranoia Slam", "Mortal Kick", "X-treme Splash", "Dragon Spear" and "The Samurai Bow Lock". He will be the strongest warrior of the world with his unique fists and kicks.

by Samurai Katsu September 3, 2003

Parannoying

extremly annoying. can be related to a parasite.

the parannoying little kid was following me all over the school talking nonstop.

by kathy W. September 16, 2003

paraneighbor

someone who lives across the street from oneself; parallel from house to house

My paraneighbor always bakes cookies, and I can smell them from across the street.

by Mimi August 29, 2004

paraneighbor

a person who live across the street from you. an awesome word that everyone should use

My paraneighbor accendentally hit our mailbox when he was backing out of his driveway.

by LMK July 27, 2005

Paranym

A word that says one thing but means the opposite. Differs from euphemism in that the real meaning is opposite from the apparent meaning. Differs from antonym in that the paranym is intended to misdirect or conceal the real opposite meaning.

The Biblical term "everlasting life" is a paranym that actually refers to death.

by nmtucson July 29, 2015

Paranormal Blactivity

(n) A black person who cannot dance

You see Steve Irkle try to dance?? Talk about paranormal blactivity

by instantramennoodles May 15, 2011