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potato monkey

Guy:Hey look at that fucking potato monkey alcoholic.
Other Guy: Who has 4 long island iced teas in one sitting
by psuedonym jones December 18, 2021
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Potating

verb

the act of turning into a potato.
Man #1: "Hey man, whatcha been up to?"
Man #2: "Nothing much. Just dating and potating."
by Goatman Gamer February 27, 2023
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BAM potato

The subtle art of, when at a party or gathering, scattering a large number of potatoes around the host's house, apartment, or flat. The whereabouts of these potatoes must remain unknown throughtout the night, and must only be discovered in the following days, by said host.
Open the draw, and BAM, potato.
Pour out a bowl of cereal, and BAM, potato.
Go to turn on a light, and BAM, potato bulb.
"Hey guys, we should so play BAM potato!"
by Munkey_FJ October 14, 2011
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Ranchy Potato

When tossing the salad of a female who got the stomach flu and expels a combustion of thick, milky, substance, looking like rotten potato soup, with the smell of feces and the after smell of vomit, in the tosser's mouth.
"Dude why did you break up with her,"
"Because dude, she gave me a ranchy potato!"
by Smiffle March 9, 2014
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crouched potato

Sitting on the toilet trying to shit, when you've just had some chips. A difficult shit
One thing's for sure, after those chips you'll be called a crouched potato all night!
by Witherswither May 17, 2016
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Feisty Potato

When one is being very (feisty). Also a quote from a (Family Guy) episode with (Liam Neeson).
by Sim dragon April 21, 2017
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scoopsky potatoes

When you randomly slap mashed potato's on someone's plate. But you don't work at the restaurant.
SCOOPSKY POTATOES
by Mike the meme man December 16, 2017
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