The law enforcement individuals tasked with the unenviable job of preventing vacationing beach goers from actually entering the water during double-red flag, rip current threat.
TIMMY! GET OUT OF THE WATER! Didn't you see the double red flag?
I cain't momma! I'm stuck! I'm gettin' sucked out!
BEACH POLICE: Oh, he fucked also. I'm off dumb-ass duty for t'day.
I cain't momma! I'm stuck! I'm gettin' sucked out!
BEACH POLICE: Oh, he fucked also. I'm off dumb-ass duty for t'day.
by YAWA May 23, 2021

Kids that most likely aspire to be cops getting to basically role-play as cops with cops teaching them what to do. Many of the kids in these programs wear thin blue line merch.
by graduallyhealing December 24, 2019

the name given to a group of guys that go chasing after gash.
once a member of the gash police has stopped a suspect it means that they will defiantly get some action. gash police have to be specifically selected by will as members of the gash police have to be able to spot good gash when necessary and we cant allow gash criminals to get away.
once a member of the gash police has stopped a suspect it means that they will defiantly get some action. gash police have to be specifically selected by will as members of the gash police have to be able to spot good gash when necessary and we cant allow gash criminals to get away.
the gash need to watch out because the gash police are coming.
pascal being a top lad and a well respected member of the gash police successfully tracked down the gash suspect and detained her.
pascal being a top lad and a well respected member of the gash police successfully tracked down the gash suspect and detained her.
by willhale1994 June 15, 2011

George: "I'm totally gonna fail this exam"
Peter: "Someone call 911 and call in the Bullshit Police"
Peter: "Someone call 911 and call in the Bullshit Police"
by bspigs November 2, 2013

by SparklingMilotic December 16, 2017

The police that rides down the halls in a Segway and acts like a cheerleader. If there’s a school shooting this guy ain’t gonna do crap.
by Dum/Dum September 12, 2021

by Levinity March 31, 2021
