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Mute Point

A point so stupid that if it was uttered in a Zoom meeting, you would be muted for the remainder of the meeting.
Person A: “I don’t hold a hose, it’s not a race.”
Person B: “mute point”; presses mute

Rest of Australia: applause
by Layla Lovelace April 20, 2022
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Bro Points

The internal confidence points gained by a bro when he does something manly. Could be any of the following: winning beer pong, sex... well, you get the idea. (Abbreviation in e-chatting could be simply "BP's")
Friend: "Dude, what happened after you left with Shayna last night?"
Bro: "She upped by bro points; best. night. ever."
Friend: "That's freaking awesome. I'm still at zero BP's"
Bro: "It's all good man, you're points will come eventually."
by jimmyeatworld517 November 12, 2010
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posi point

The act of pointing aggressively to lyrics (usually accompanied by aggressively singing the lyrics) towards the lead singer of a pop-punk and/or hardcore band. The hand is positioned as if pretending to hold a gun sideways with the pointer finger extended straight outwards and the thumb extending to the side.
While at a Man Overboard concert:

"THE WORDS I SAID TO YOU WILL NEVER FIX THE BROKEN HEARTS AND FADING MEMORIES"
*posi points on each word*
by FollowTheHatter November 9, 2013
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twin points

The bonus points hot twins gets added to their score. This doesn't apply to un-attractive twins.
Art Vandalay: Do you see those twins over there? They're so hot... definitely 7's.

Cosmo: 7's? 7's!? You forgot to give them, their twin points. They're textbook 8's.
by The WOJE May 26, 2010
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control point

A sexual position where the female puts noodles in her vagina and the man eats them out, he then proceeds to wrap remaining noodles around his toe and put it in the woman's anus.
by noop121212 November 28, 2016
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Piss point

The definitive point in ones journey home from a regular night out where it has become tradition to evacuate ones bladder. Locations range from secluded trees to traffic lights
"Hold up lads, piss point"
"Fuck me I don't think I can't make it to piss point"
by Wyrmwood May 24, 2015
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Unicorn Point

Euphemism for "reputation points" that can be earned by users of any Stack Exchange site (e.g. Stack Overflow); earned mostly by posting high quality questions/answers.
1. That being said, if you post a good bug report here, you'll tend to get lots of Unicorn Points for your question reporting it.

2. See this screenshot I spent a lot of unicorn points to make

3. So I was on an aimless stroll through the SE Leaderboards and planning admiring unicorn points when I figured I'd shift to another site to be more productive.
by Unicorn Points January 6, 2015
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