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The Poop Stack

Invented at my school(I wasn't a part of this), The Poop Stack is when people continuously defecate in one toilet over and over again until the point where it is almost falling off the toilet. It is a mountain of towering shit that almost caused the school to shut down.
"Hey have you contributed to The Poop Stack?

Not yet, I'm having Taco Bell tonight, so I'm going to do it after".
by Fortnite=Holocaust November 21, 2019
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mississippi river poop

when your poop comes out and makes the toilet bowl water look like muddy mississippi water. Solid or liquid just as long as you cant see the bottom of the toilet bowl. poop mississippi river
dude come check this out "oh man looks like u got that mississippi river poop" bet ya if we throw a line in there well probably pull up a large mouth bass.
by texastornados June 4, 2011
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Taco Bell poop

Big explosive diarrhea that happens after eating Taco Bell
by Smuther February 22, 2021
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Stress poop

Also known as "stress poo" - It is the act of pooping under incredibly stressful and/or nerve-wracking situations.
"Broha, I'm so nervous awaiting the arrival of my long lost cousin that I'm going to stress poop."

"My parents got a divorce in seventh grade and it caused me to stress poo every morning."

"It's finals season; the forecast is zero sleep and monster, with a high chance of stress poo."
by CaffeineLizard July 22, 2013
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an inconvenient poop

When you are in the middle of something and all of the sudden you have the uncontrollable urge to poop. This usually happens during a dentist visit or while you are playing in sports game.
Guy 1: why did you leave the game
Guy 2: had an inconvenient poop
Guy 1: bummer
by James McKinley May 24, 2008
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Ghost Poop

There are three popular definitions of ghost poop:

1: This is when you feel like you need to take shit, but when you go, nothing comes out or you merely fart. This is explained by having too much air in the colon from having eaten gassy foods like beans or swallowing air, or by you having very bad constipation.

2: You sit down to take a shit, everything feels normal, but when you look down into the toilet the poop appears to be gone! This is explained easily however. You merely had a very heavy turd that went strait halfway down the drain, so it's out of sight, but still very much in the toilet.

3: You take a shit and everything goes normally, but when you wipe, the paper comes out clean, much like how a ghost leaves no trace. There are two explanations depending on the ease of your shit. If the shit was relatively easy, then congrats! You're getting the perfect amount of fiber in your diet, not too much, not too little. If the shit was really difficult, then the turd was way too hard, and you need to eat some prunes pronto.
1: Man, I thought I needed to take a monster shit, but all I did was fart and make a ghost poop on the pot.

2: Woah! Where did my shit go?! Must've been a ghost poop...

3: ARRRGHH *plop*... *pant pant*... "Oh well, at least it came out as a ghost poop and I won't need to wipe..."
by zeemeister May 14, 2011
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poop log

a piece of poop resembling a wooden log.

not diarrhaea.

long solid mass of feces.
Justin shit out an unbelievable poop log.

Eric had a hard time pushing out the poop log.
by Pedro2 March 14, 2007
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