Breaking The Plane

The overstepping of a USPS mail carrier to enter one’s home and beginning cooking or snacking on various baked goods such as Poptarts.

Mailman: “On my route today, I plan on Breaking The Plane… I’m starving.”

by anonymous April 29, 2024

Flag

Get the Breaking The Plane mug.

Land the plane

When a tweaker’s been up for days — eyes wide, jaw clenching, talking circles, trippin’ on static — and it’s time to shut it all down and finally get some sleep before they fully blast off into psychosis.

Dude’s been rearranging the same five screws for eight hours… someone tell him to land the plane.”

by Sha-zeus July 18, 2025

Flag

Get the Land the plane mug.

owen Plane

a very large and overweight person generally weighing 102kgs with a massive forehead and loves touching kids.

your such an owen plane (fat fuck).

by owens enemy October 11, 2023

Flag

Get the owen Plane mug.

plane

playing plane

It's cool to play plane.

by anonymous January 16, 2024

Flag

Get the plane mug.

Planeful

A bad experience dealing with airports and airlines, from heavy traffic to lack of parking, to interminable lines to check in or get through security, to delayed and cancelled flights, to obnoxious flight attendants , to drunken assholes on the flight and, when all is said and done, lost luggage.

Jim flies for a living but said yesterday was the most planeful experience he’d had in ten years

by AuburnBoy August 26, 2023

Flag