n. A sexual maneuver between a man and a woman/pwn victim/Pruger in which the man retracts his testicles up into his lower stomach and then shoots out one testicle at a time, alternating testicles with each blast. This is an alternative form of The Shotgun.
The NBA team The Detroit Pistons got its name because the founder of the franchise could use The Piston with extreme speed and accuracy.
by MC Derf March 17, 2008
Get the The Piston mug.The act in which the male participant urinates directly into his female counterparts mouth, which she is not allowed to swallow. He then proceeds to face-fuck her in her urine filled mouth, with the ferocity of an automobile piston. This ideally occurs while the man is wearing a Chauncey Billups jersey.
Optional: When urinating in her mouth, go for the "3 point shot" by taking a few steps backwards for extra distance and accuracy (just like Chauncey).
Optional: When urinating in her mouth, go for the "3 point shot" by taking a few steps backwards for extra distance and accuracy (just like Chauncey).
Sarah: How was the game, babe?
Derek: Great! Chauncey Billups scored 35 points!
Sarah: Oh, that's awesome, hunny!
Derek: But no points were as big as this one. Open your fucking mouth you dirt-whore!
Sarah: Oh my! Why?
Derek: Because you are asking for a piston pump, you half-retarded hooker!
Sarah: Well, ok... (opens mouth and gets on knees)
Derek: How d'ya like theeat! (urinates in mouth) Hold it! Hooold it! Don't swallow! (proceeds to "Piston Pump" her mouth) Congratulations, you are now a "Detroit Piston (pissed in)"!
Derek: Great! Chauncey Billups scored 35 points!
Sarah: Oh, that's awesome, hunny!
Derek: But no points were as big as this one. Open your fucking mouth you dirt-whore!
Sarah: Oh my! Why?
Derek: Because you are asking for a piston pump, you half-retarded hooker!
Sarah: Well, ok... (opens mouth and gets on knees)
Derek: How d'ya like theeat! (urinates in mouth) Hold it! Hooold it! Don't swallow! (proceeds to "Piston Pump" her mouth) Congratulations, you are now a "Detroit Piston (pissed in)"!
by Brad Delp April 11, 2008
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A stupid and rigged gun used in Halo by people with no skill. The Pistol's damage is calculated as follows; Where X is range to target X is equivilant to range of Pistol, and where X is health of target player X is equivilant to damage of Pistol.
"The pistol isint rigged"
"... Are you serious? If i crammed three nuclear missiles into a pistol bullet, it still wouldent be as strong as the Halo pistol!"
"... Are you serious? If i crammed three nuclear missiles into a pistol bullet, it still wouldent be as strong as the Halo pistol!"
by Dan May 31, 2004
Get the The Pistol mug.Combination of piss and bollocks once uttered by yours truly after spilling coffee on myself like a twat. Decided it sounded good so now us it all the time when I make a cunt of myself.
by Stillwater blue March 4, 2010
Get the pissocks mug.Verb - To pull out and shoot someone with your pistol, on a first person shooter game so quickly that the bullets appear to slice the person in question in half.
FPS player - Oh no! I'm out of ammo!
Other FPS player - *aims an head*
FPS player - *pulls out pistol and shoot as fast as possible* *Screams, "Pistol slice!*
Other FPS player - *falls into two pieces*
Other FPS player - *aims an head*
FPS player - *pulls out pistol and shoot as fast as possible* *Screams, "Pistol slice!*
Other FPS player - *falls into two pieces*
by Deagle slice July 2, 2010
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Get the Pissology mug.Used to describe the act of hitting someone with the handle of a handgun while holding the barrel.
The "classic" pistol whip originated during the mid to late 1800's with revolvers like the Colt Peacemaker. Because of the long barrel of the gun a person could actually make it into a powerful club like weapon by grabbing the barrel and using the handle of the gun to "whip" someone.
It is still used with today's handguns even though most of them make for poor pistol whipping for a few key reasons:
1. Because of the short barrel length, and overall compactness of the gun, you can't really swing it with the force of an old revolver.
2. It is extremely dangerous to do with a semi automatic because of the possibility of the gun discharging, often towards the person holding it, because of the trigger inadvertently being pulled in the force of the whipping.
Old style revolvers couldn't be fired unless the hammer was already cocked, so a person could whip away with no danger of firing the gun as long as the hammer was down.
Since a semi automatic keeps a round chambered at all times it is possible to discharge it with the rough shaking a pistol and whip uses.
The "classic" pistol whip originated during the mid to late 1800's with revolvers like the Colt Peacemaker. Because of the long barrel of the gun a person could actually make it into a powerful club like weapon by grabbing the barrel and using the handle of the gun to "whip" someone.
It is still used with today's handguns even though most of them make for poor pistol whipping for a few key reasons:
1. Because of the short barrel length, and overall compactness of the gun, you can't really swing it with the force of an old revolver.
2. It is extremely dangerous to do with a semi automatic because of the possibility of the gun discharging, often towards the person holding it, because of the trigger inadvertently being pulled in the force of the whipping.
Old style revolvers couldn't be fired unless the hammer was already cocked, so a person could whip away with no danger of firing the gun as long as the hammer was down.
Since a semi automatic keeps a round chambered at all times it is possible to discharge it with the rough shaking a pistol and whip uses.
Wyatt Earp wanted to incapacitate the drunk but not shoot him, so he pistol whipped him until he gave up.
by Sodakak September 24, 2016
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