Pangela

Somebody who likes llamas and works at walmart, and is a interesting individual.

Dude Jessica had her truck tailgate painted a llama. Yea she also started working at Walmart. She is such a Pangela.

by Keyboard December 28, 2007

Pigeon John

A street story teller that relays the hottness throughout the hood.

"Hey yo! Did you hear the new Pigeon John?"

by Dusty April 22, 2005

Pigeon

- A Serb (Cigan as they call themselves), pertaining to Serbia, its inhabitants, or their language
- A native or inhabitant of Serbia
- The Slavic language spoken in Serbia and adjacent areas
- A person whose background is Serbian or somewhat Serbian

A Pigeon is Somebody who is a pussy so they take it out of a girl, they build walls around their home for the woman in their home country, like borat, (no joke).

Pigeons infest places and reproduce like rats before selling their daughters for a case of beer.

Pigeons will only fight in large numbers against a single person or couple.

by DamirIlich May 26, 2009

Panged

(Past Participle/Adjective.)

Used to describe one who is participating or has participated in altered state of conscious, induced by consumption of illicit substances. (Australia)

(see 'Clapped')

Gee Fred, I'm rather panged after those bickies.

by Goolybangbang June 30, 2009

porch pigeon

Gossiping old ladies who sit on the front porch or in the front yard and make nasty comments about you behind your back, especially if you are their neighbors. If there is some sort of neighborhood association or co-op which you both share, you can count on these porch pigeons actively working towards getting you evicted.

Watch out for those porch pigeons on the way out, they'll rat on you if they see you smoking dope.

by Integerspin August 7, 2008

Primordial Blackhole (Zeus Pangeasus)

1. The theory that there exist one super-massive blackhole in the center of the universe. This blackhole was the first blackhole to form when the universe first came into existence. All other blackholes are pangenesis of this original blackhole. 2. Mono-magnets were first postulated by Einstein; the theory that blackholes are actually mono-magnets, possessing a north or south pole, but not both. 3. If the Primordial Blackhole is a North polarity blackhole, then it would have "eaten" all South polarity blackholes, leaving only North polarity blackholes in the universe. Thus, forcing the existing north blackholes that are still forming in the universe to flee from the Primordial Blackhole, in essence, forcing what is left of the universe to expand. 4. The reason that astronomers can not directly view the Primordial Blackhole is because light has an attendancy to bend around massive garvitational fields. Thus, a galaxy on the opposite side of the Primordial Blackhole, could be viewed from some other point in space. 6. The reason that everything in space is in motion, due to the gravitational effect of this massive primordial blackhole.

Primordial Blackhole (Zeus Pangeasus):
This theory was postulated by Victor Darnell Hadnot, a Christian Science Fiction writer: When the universe was first created, the first few seconds after there was light, a single dark spot formed, from what was once blackness. This was the first blackhole, called Zeus Pangeasus. This blackhole has existed for almost as long as the universe. It has been "eating" matter and energy, light since the beginning. This is the reason why it is the largest single object in the entire universe, expanding as it consumes entire galaxies. The reason we can not see it is because it is totally black and spans the entire universe. All light and stars and galaxies that we see in the universe, exist at the outer most region of this massive blackhole. Any galaxy that has a like polarity blackhole at its center, will be pushed away from the primordial blackhole, as a mono-magnet of like polarity will push away a field of similar polarity. Thus, the universe seems to be expanding, but in truth, is being consumed by this massive blackhole in the center of the universe. Light bends around massive gravitational sources, thus, it is impossible to see this massive blackhole, but the effects of this super object can be felt and observed, by the actions of galaxies, as they orbit around this super-massive event.

by Dr. Everet T. Pystrum January 4, 2010

Pangea-face

Someone whose features are scrunched in the center of their face, like unto the way that the continents once were clustered in the center of the world, surrounded by a broad swath of ocean.

<i>"Did you see that Pangea-face, trying to hit on my boyfriend?"</i>

by Violet Smith December 15, 2008