When one lumbersexual loves another lumbersexual they may engage in the act of coitus known as Pine Knotting. Discovered in the small city of Big Bear Lake, where pine branches of various sizes can be found along a two(or more!)-person hike in the woods.
Lumbersexual Bob: "Here's a quiet spot...You down for some pine knotting?"
Lumbersexual Neil: "Yeah! Should we use one of these sticks?"
Lumbersexual Bob: "Sure, or a stick even bigger than that!"
Lumbersexual Neil: "Yeah! Should we use one of these sticks?"
Lumbersexual Bob: "Sure, or a stick even bigger than that!"
by pinenaughty December 15, 2015
When a character in a show decides that sex with another character is worth striving away from the very important task they are trying to achieve. Coined after Jonathan Pine in The Night Manager. Otherwise known as thinking with your d*ck.
Even though he was undercover on a top secret mission, Jonathan could not resists pining the mafia bosses wife.
by littleowlegion November 24, 2020
In fantasy sports, the act of benching all or some players in an effort to win statistical categories. Often times done by low IQ players in an effort to gain an edge in fantasy baseball.
by Guru6969 July 2, 2022
by Princeofpine May 14, 2017
by Damama April 19, 2021
Pine tree jr fucking high is one of the most headass school in the world nobody is good every one is bad walk by someone and you smell weed or cancer sticks aka cigarettes with a ratio of 95% bloods and 3% crops and 2% other don’t come to this school you will be made fun of if you aren’t wearing the right colors aka red don’t wear blue cryps wack asf
by Drxkko February 25, 2019
Pine tree jr fucking high the school where everyone thinks there hard with a 95% bloods and 5% wannabe ass cryps and hella fake hoes and ask any bitch for nudes you’ll get them trust me and don’t get me started on everyone who always tryna fight when they get home they some good kids no cussing no nothing
by Drxkko February 25, 2019