lauryn piglet

A girl who looks like a pig,she likes guys wth raisons and bombs in there afro's and she also likes t-rex's. she always says blow it out your ass and almost all the food she eats she ends up spitting out on the floor beause she laughs at everything.there must be a massive pile of half chewed food next to her bed.she has chubby cheeks and she hates chimps and fat justin beibers.she has a fear of busses because whenever she goes on them chairs sit on her.her back always hurts and whenever she tries to order hair dye off the internet her fat ass post man screws it up.shes really small and she never puts her fringe down.she says twats 100 times a day and she dosent eat bacon because its against her religion or some shit like that to be a cannibal and eat her own species.she never burps and she always falls down the stairs running after her dog with a dildo or something like that.she always has kfc and she over reacts when she see's willy slice.she always finds cool games for her phone but all the ones i find are crap.she always brings a kinder to school and everyday it melts before she eats it but she still brings one anyway.she has really smooth skin too,whenever she tries to fix her hair annie brum comes round the corner pretending to be a car.

The end!

P.S shes a pig.
lauryn piglet : willy wanka duckling is the sexiest beast to ever be on the earth

emily duck : lets do ur sexy hair

annie raisin brum : neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooo

us : piss off

by red riding whore October 3, 2012

puggle

To rotate a finger or object in a small hole or orifice at any speed.

Jo: "ahh, stop puggling my bellybutton!".
Jack: " then don't puggle my ear!".

by DollyJefferson October 6, 2010

piglet

The type of girl you bring home after the bar to make into your own little sex puppet.

dave - "man, check out those piglet's by the bar"

Matt - "now there's an easy kill"

by mooseknuckler September 9, 2008

to poggle

To poggle is to play or muck about with something without seeming to have a particular purpose. Children are especially good at poggling.

The children were poggling with finger paints, squelching their hands around in the paint and making a mess, without actually doing any painting.
The girls wanted to poggle in the garden with their collection of snails and empty shells.

by Mairi Rivers January 6, 2009

Peggle

the shittest game in the entire universe, usually a person is retarded enough to suck at something so easy, or just a complete retard.

Sam:Screws a nut for a wheel
Bill:Hey sam whatcha doing!
Sam:Screwing this nut! But i can't seem to screw it tight because it keeps felling off.
Bill:Sam your turning the wrong way around...
Sam:Really? *Turns the other way* Oh shit.
Bill:Sam your a fucking Peggle you know that?

by hi i drive a s14 May 26, 2019

pigglewiggle

Slapping someone intentionally with your penis.

Dude my dad said you better be good or he is going to give you a pigglewiggle.

by Danishbagel September 22, 2003

piglet

a little girl who calls the partyline and lies her age, and what she looks like to get some phone sex

i talked to this piglet on the mamaraven the other day, and got some heazzy fooooooo shezzy phone sex up in this piece.

by d3adr0ck March 25, 2003