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phomophobia

The fear of being friends with a homosexual on FaceBook.
I have phomophobia because I fear gay people so much that I can't even be their Facebook friend. I'm also referred to as a fucking pussy ass piece of shit of a person and most likely in the closet myself.
by DjBlairQ November 28, 2020
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professional photo bomber

inserting yourself intentionally at the last possible moment into every photo opportunity possible.
My best friend and I were getting our picture took at a party when this guy we did not even know jumped into the picture.....He is a "Professional Photo Bomber"

When viewing the pictures for the annual Christmas Party...Drunk BoB was in Every Photo!!! What a "PPB"
by Diabla0007 December 27, 2010
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one photo wonder

When someone has one picture of themselves that is absolutely gorgeous, it doesnt compare to this rest of their pictures.
John -Hey dude, did u see Sarah's display pic? She looks soooo hot!

Steve- Ya, bro! But the rest of her pics are not as cute, she's a one photo wonder.
by Celtic princess April 8, 2011
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Photogenic

A compact way of saying "you're fugly in reality, but darn in pictures you look good!"
Daft #1: you're so photogenic man!
Daft #2: asshole!
by youngstudd January 22, 2011
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Blog Photo Smearing

Blog Photo Smearing is when one web site steals a photo from another and then ruins the photo by putting their web address all over the image. Since the Smearing web site never took the original photo, nor did they pay for it; they have no ownership rights over the photo. But by smearing the photo with their web address; they then make it seem like they were the first ones to post the image online. The biggest problem with smearing is that many people use these photos to make custom Wallpaper for Computers and Cell Phones. So when several different web sites steal the same photo and smear it, that photo is then made useless for Wallpaper. The second biggest problem with this is each web site resizes the photo to fit their own personal needs. This then causes quality issues, because each site is showing a different Scaled-Up or Scaled-Down version of the same photo. Even worse, some Celebrity bloggers like Perez Hilton steal photos and then smear them with completely unfunny and completely useless comments. Making Wallpaper creation impossible. Examples of this can be seen by visiting any of the Celebrity Image Blog web sites.
How the F**K can I make custom Wallpaper when every waste-of-space blogger keeps Blog Photo Smearing the same pictures?! Some of these stupid sites even smear their web address several times over the entire picture! It's not theirs to begin with; so tagging it as theirs doesn't actually make it belong to them!! And dumb ass Perez Hilton's stupid comments aren't even funny! He ruined a photo of Pamela Anderson by drawling a little guy saying "Help" between her boobs. Wow! Real creative!! I wish I could be that cleaver!! So there is one hundred sites; all sharing the same photo; but each tagging it as their own! F**KING pointless!! Thanks Jack Ass's!!!
by the2ndflood September 28, 2008
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Photo Snipe

The act of sneaking up behind an otherwise very nice/cute/awesome photo, pulling a face and getting away undetected.
Prima: "Dude, I would have got an awesome picture of two chicks making out on the dancefloor, but some douche totally photo sniped it!'
Secunda: "Ah, the photo sniper: moves like a fox, acts like an idiot."
by Amrom February 18, 2009
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Photogenticity

Authentically photogenic.
My budz thought I was dishin' BS when I claimed to have made the cut as a male hair model. The bitchin' webmistress editor of the mag posted my shoot on the site validating my photogenticity.
by Chezwick February 15, 2006
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