Phillip

A grown man with a baby dick who is always late for everything and while eating at restaurants orders multiple drinks and makes multiple alterations to listed menu items making the wait staffs job incredibly difficult. He will also drink wine from time to time with old men in underpants.
***Pseudonyms May include Uncle Bacon, Uncle poppy butt, Uncle Dingus, Bilfreth, Phillipina Wetzel, Uncle Beardy, Capt. Asshat, Anal douche.

Man, last night my mom pulled a Phillip. She ordered a water, a coffee, a chocolate milk, a cranberry juice, and a root beer/dr pepper mix.

by Biggus Dickus 724 May 19, 2019

phillip mitchel

Xbox account with top banter and top pack luck known to be a banter boy up there with the best.

Phillip Mitchel packed a tots nland mocked stjo all night long till he cried.

by McBanterBoy May 20, 2019

Benjamen Michael Phillip Kuhman

So raunchy he had to have 4 whole names. Claims he’s done four white dragons. Constantly threatens to throw out the printer. He won’t fight you but Blodgett will. Very skittish when questioned. Does crack?

I can’t believe you’re being a Benjamen Michael Phillip Kuhman right now.

by Shoppness May 28, 2019

Phillip Phillips

When someone has explosive diarrhea at Pizza Hut and shits all over the toilet seat.

I was going to use the bathroom, but someone Phillip Phillips'd the hell out of that bathroom.

by Phillips Phillip June 2, 2019

phillip henry hacker iv

phillip henry hacker the fourth was an ancient prussian king who changed the national religion to that of the ancient Greeks. many historians this action to the downfall of the prussian empire. On the positive side, this man was said to have enjoyed an early version of {volleyball} that died out before its hawaiian counterpart gained familiarity.

used to describe someone who enjoys religion and obscure sports

Tony: YO, did you see that the new kid carries a bible?
Jon: No way, he was at Volleyball practice. Must be a phillip henry hacker IV.

by thesigman May 16, 2018

Mitchell Phillips

Usually not hung

Scared of older women but usually sexually attracted to young people

Means the same as peado

"your actual such a mitchell phillips"

by eudhwuiedhuiq April 17, 2018

Pat Phillips

A person, probably a bit older, who is casually racist and doesn't even realize it.

Jeez, can you believe he called that Asian lady and Oriental? What a Pat Phillips.

by Krav Maga Karate Snack January 13, 2020