pedobyte

The slang way to define the word petabyte. Usually refereed to as this because of its phonetics, making it sound like "pedo" rather than "peta"

Guy 1: OMG lol i just filled up my hard drive
Guy 2: Dont you have a pedobyte?
Guy 1: Dont you mean petabyte
Guy 2: Whatever.

by butpoop October 28, 2013

Serio Pedo

Literal translation "serious fart"
It's equivalent in English is "real shit"

Serio Pedo, you don't have no salsa, but you're serving tacos? or
My car just broke down dude, serio pedo.

by Cheymez May 24, 2017

Closet pedo

1) An older individual, usually middle aged, who intentionally seeks sexual partners who are as close to underage as they can legally get (18-22ish).

2) A pedophile who's (thankfully) too afraid to hurt an actual child.

Person one: "I didn't know Ken had a granddaughter."

Person two: "That's actually his girlfriend. He's a total closet pedo. He's probably pretending she's 12 right now because 18 somehow isn't creepy enough."

by Gokuisstrongerthannaruto August 30, 2019

peado

a person (usually male) who goes for young children for sexual needs. they seduce them over the internet usually and get them to do things they want.

"whos your new bird then louie??" askes liam "shes danielle. shes 12 years old and ready for the picken'" replies louie "you are rather sick, being 17, don't you think that makes you a peado?" "no" replies louie "younger girls always go for older men, so i think i'm doing them a favour" "sick bastard" replies liam

by masterlee April 10, 2006

Pedocruising

Cruising Myspace or any other social networking site to find potential jailbait for ogling.

Steve is a weirdo, that guy is always pedocruising myspace on his lunch break.

by Matthew Taclof April 3, 2008

pedo

muhammad

Guy - hey who fucked the 6 yr old Aisha??

muslim - Muhammad (pedo be upon him)
{goes on to behead the guy and then blows himself up}

by vindic April 28, 2010

Peado

A person who wears a £15 supreme lanyard and thinks he is a hype beast and sends nudes

The peado sent nudes to three girls of which all said it was small. He stares and people (booty)

by Jamie rooney February 15, 2018