Pepsi Goblin

A lazy ass forklift operator who is employed by Pepsi Beverage Co. Pepsi Goblin is usually fat and wears a scraggly beard resemblant to Pubic hair.

Look at that lazy ass Pepsi Goblin, he’s always sending memes on the job

by Ben Grove May 26, 2024

pionel pepsi

A short midget of a man that looks like a dwarf he is a ghost that lurks around the penalty box to start crying and pay the refs for a penalty but you should always give him a penalty because he will eat you whole, he is a very big penalty merchant and is a finished ghost and is notorious for robbing awards and stealing penalties.

pionel pepsi is a finished ghost

by pardia pejazi November 12, 2023

pepsi cola

its by lana del rey songs ; cola. when the lyrics say “my pussy taste like pepsi cola” there it is.

its by lana del rey songs ; cola.

when the lyrics say “my pussy taste like pepsi cola” there it is.

by norman fucking rockwell August 29, 2022

Pepsi on a tit

Pepsi on a tit: the act of waterfalling soda down your cleavage into a willing participant's mouth.

Also known as a Southern Baptism.

"She let you hit?"

"Pepsi on a tit, ya heard?" XD

by ZakaroniNCheez April 21, 2024

Pepsi Max

-The absolute maximum
Slang
When you reach the limit

"I have one week of holidays, PEPSI MAX"
"I need to pay rent by friday, PEPSI MAX"
"I will be ready by 1pm, PEPSI MAX"

by iwastemylifeonyoutubelitteraly April 14, 2023

Russian Pepsi

A carbonated liquid juice squirted from the anus of a fat woman that is released after she has sexual intercourse in the ass then in the vagina whilst on her period. Bottoms up.

Sarah: oh Mark, I'm on my period tonight

Mark: let me fuck you in the ass then fuck you in the pussy with my shit covered dick then I want you to squirt it over me like a Russian pepsi.

by MMJK November 7, 2019

Pepsi

Another term for cocaine. Cocaine ≈ Coca Cola ≈ Pepsi

I did 10 lines of pepsi the other night and got kicked out of the club cause the bouncer figured I had to be on something after I power-stepped through a crowd of people, knocking 3 people down, while yelling something unintelligible on my way to the dance floor.

by AvengedHeavenTold August 1, 2019