"Peeling french fries" is a phrase meaning "Doing everything except the logical answer to something"
"Dude, we just backed into a ditch!"
"Don't worry, I'll just back out of it" *starts trying to back out of the ditch*
"You're peeling french fries!"
"Don't worry, I'll just back out of it" *starts trying to back out of the ditch*
"You're peeling french fries!"
by IncyIncoming September 28, 2022
Get the Peeling french friesmug. When a dude sits too far back on the toilet and his turd scrapes along the toilet seat, peeling a layer off and onto the toilet seat
JP went for a shit, peeled the carrot and then sat back onto the peeled part on the toilet seat
Peeled carrot, a layer of shit scraped off on the edge of the toilet seat
Peeled carrot, a layer of shit scraped off on the edge of the toilet seat
by Kdub Billy June 2, 2018
Get the Peeled carrotmug. Guy 1: dude did you go down on your girl last night
Guy 2: yeah but it was so hairy I had to peel her orange if you know what I mean
Guy 2: yeah but it was so hairy I had to peel her orange if you know what I mean
by Peelherorange April 15, 2016
Get the Peel her orangemug. A term used when someone wears their jacket off both shoulders, leading them to look like a peeled banana.
by Meimeiyang January 3, 2020
Get the Peeled bananamug. by Chas69 May 4, 2023
Get the peel your flowermug. Someone whos nan has had consterpation and then exploded because they did naughty white powder then flew to chine and jumped of a chair then had a heart attack
by Vzbsjsjsvvdjshsvxjskqndbch December 17, 2020
Get the Peel my tangerine smug. When members of the public excuse a celebrity's crimes or immoral behaviour because they are huge fans of that celebrity, yet criticise someone else for doing exactly the same thing.
It is named after the British disc jockey, John Peel, who admitted to having sex with underage children, and who, after his death, turned out to have got a fifteen year old pregnant, and who started dating two of his wives when they were just fifteen years old. If John Peel had lived longer, he would have gone to prison, but because people like how he was a disc jockey who played interesting music, they overlook that, and there is even a stage at Glastonbury named after him. Conversely, the same people will criticise less appealing celebrities who did less bad things.
It is named after the British disc jockey, John Peel, who admitted to having sex with underage children, and who, after his death, turned out to have got a fifteen year old pregnant, and who started dating two of his wives when they were just fifteen years old. If John Peel had lived longer, he would have gone to prison, but because people like how he was a disc jockey who played interesting music, they overlook that, and there is even a stage at Glastonbury named after him. Conversely, the same people will criticise less appealing celebrities who did less bad things.
People hate Woody Allen, but love Prince who did exactly the same thing and even had a child with his adopted daughter. That's just the John Peel effect.
Sean Connery admitted that he often slapped women around the face to put them in their place, but people cried when he died - that's the John Peel effect.
There's a real John Peel effect going on with David Bowie - he's worse than Rolf Harris, but everyone still loves him.
Sean Connery admitted that he often slapped women around the face to put them in their place, but people cried when he died - that's the John Peel effect.
There's a real John Peel effect going on with David Bowie - he's worse than Rolf Harris, but everyone still loves him.
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Get the John Peel effectmug.