someone (usually male, but could be a female with a strap-on)who likes to seek pleasure in either a male or female rectum and move around while doing so.
Did you know that the Hern was such a colon patroller? Shamiqua said she thought she was undergoing exploratory surgery by him last night!
by Big Daddy Hedgehog January 22, 2009
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Patsy-"Wow, Jackie I saw you drank 14 beers last night, maybe you need to check in to Betty Ford."
Jackie-"Patsy, Rob told me that he and Steve tag teamed you last night after you all polished off a bottle of Jack at after hours. Stop being the booze patrol."
Jackie-"Patsy, Rob told me that he and Steve tag teamed you last night after you all polished off a bottle of Jack at after hours. Stop being the booze patrol."
by momo4 February 10, 2010
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1. That guy who is an obsessive fan of the Baltimore Ravens and Kevin Durant.
2. That guy who doesn't know when to stop talking.
2. That guy who doesn't know when to stop talking.
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Get the Thot Patrol mug.A Patrol that is specified on hunting, they so called "Thots". "Thots" have the ability to hide their mean activities behind their thicc body, thus tricking virgins into a trap!
by Glorious Potato October 20, 2020
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by Alphabetic System May 27, 2021
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person 1: god is that Prisha Patel?
person 2: she's always doing so much!
person 1: i heard it's because she always fears that everyone hates her and tries to please everyone.
person 3: yeah that's nothing but facts.
person 2: but she also says she dgaf?
person 3: yeah she's confusing.
person 2: she's always doing so much!
person 1: i heard it's because she always fears that everyone hates her and tries to please everyone.
person 3: yeah that's nothing but facts.
person 2: but she also says she dgaf?
person 3: yeah she's confusing.
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