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why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch is an expression used when you are trying to escape an awkward conversation by casually walking away in concern.
"Hey Jimmy how was your summer?" Question aunt Lara
"Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch" Jimmy answered as he slowly walked out of the dining room.
by Manbearpug June 13, 2016
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Packin Heat

Having a bunch of hot pockets in ur pocket or on ur person
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packing

The act of a transmasculine person putting something in their pants to create a buldge.
Bob was always packing to go to school.
by Varnon2987 December 15, 2015
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Paki

1. An extremely offensive slur used predominantly to Pakistanis or those of Pakistani descent. Started off as a slur in the 1960's against South asians as a whole, but now used mostly against Pakistanis, even by other South asians themselves.

2. Pakistanis can only reclaim this slur and predominantly use it as slang or jokes. Not to be said by any other South asian eg indians or bengalis. Ask any Pakistani and they will tell you it's for Pakistanis only

3. It is a slur and it is offensive, and no its not like "brit" because brit was never used as a slur and never will. No other South asians cannot use it as they've literally used it against us, and the rule applies to this as it does to Chinese people only being allowed to reclaim the c slur.

No the shop down the road that is run by a Pakistani man isn't the "paki- shop" and calling it that is racist.
How it's been said to me:

"Fuck off you paki filth"
"Dirty paki"
"Built like a paki"
"Pakis are dirt they will never be like indians"

Other uses:
Pakistani friends: "penny for a paki?"

" hahahaha"

"wassupp pakiii"

"ayyy"
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Paki Science

Common, inapplicable science that Pakis use only to fix their taxis and/or charge you too damm much for an AC repair.
Me: God damm this stupid ass car! Where's the nearest Paki
Gas Station Owner: Down there

Me: Thanks, their brand of Paki Science might help out
by LilHomieDeuce September 7, 2011
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Packin

A female who's got big breasts and/or an ass.
Daym did you see that chick? she was packin that rackin...from the front and the back end! Whooee!
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Pankin

v. to spank someone with a flap-a-jack.
I gave her such a pankin that she could smell syrup for weeks.

We got rowdy last night and gave each other pankins all night long.
by Fluffer Nutter April 10, 2005
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