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heterosexual life partner

The heterosexual best friend of a person who identifies as homosexual (Gay or Lesbian).
"Is that your boyfriend?"
"No, he's my heterosexual life partner."

or:

"Is that your girlfriend?"
"No, she's my heterosexual life partner."
by monica borbele October 9, 2012
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bartender body

Where you have excess fat around your midsection because you drink everyday and sleep till 3pm not making it to a gym.
Is that a tire in her shirt?

"No bro she got bartender body "
by Ballenwv08 November 12, 2013
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Little partners

Watch yourself with her homie, or you'll end up with little partners.
by uncle cracker May 8, 2009
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Cuddle Partner

A monogamous "fuck buddy"-type relationship where both partners in cuddle agree not to hook-up with other people, oftentimes a precursor towards an actual relationship.

Terms used within the Cuddle Partner relationship include: dating and dates as opposed to hookup or one-night stand
Yeah, Erin and I have a pretty good thing going, we're Cuddle Partners so I don't think I should go to the club with you guys tonight"
by Richard Biggins August 17, 2019
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When the pretender is mistrustful!

The moment when the pretender is mistrustful, this frase is used when "When the imposter is sus!" meme starts being unfunny.
Michael: Hey Clint, when the pretender is mistrustful!
Clint: SHUT THE FUCK UP MICHAEL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE! I AM TIRED OF THIS MEME CAN YOU FUCKING SHUT UP FOR AN ETERNITY?!
by TheMistrustfulPretender April 19, 2021
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bartender

1. Like or the actual conditions of prison sex... see Prison Hump...

2. Somebody who willingly and repeatedly partcipates in homosexual activity with fellow inmates, despite being hetrosexual... (tending to the guys like the jailhouse bitch...)

3. Some git serving beverages... probably also defition #2...
1. "That was some crazy-ass rough sex! That was so fuckin' bartender..."

2. "After I sold my sofa I had to become a baretender just to afford a score!"

3. "Who the fuck is that guy taking drink orders?" "That's the bartender... he tends the bar..." "Dude... what a fuckin' metrosexual..." "Yeah... he's always been a bartender(#2)"
by wez-1 September 4, 2005
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Parminder

she likes to smash her mother-in-law's car because her son cut his hair short and wanted to seek revenge
Parminder is a fat cow, please help me.
by bullinachinashop November 11, 2020
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