part time boyfriend

a guy who wants to be exclusive and have all teh perks of having a girlfriend, but who doesnt want any of the responsibility, like doesnt want to buy presents on birthdays or meet each others families or spend the week ends together. They are happy to be part time...

So it's you and your boyfriends one year, are you doing anythign special?
obviously not he's a part time boyfriend he can't be bothered.

by yesgirl223 July 13, 2010

Part-Time Parent

A person who brags to people and post on Facebook about all the wonderful things they do on the weeks they have their children, but can't wait until the week is over so they can go party with their friends, go on dates, or just plain relax and do nothing because they only have their kids every other week.

Person 1: "Did you hear her talk about taking her kids to the movies, the skating rink, and out to eat all weekend?" To top it all off her house is spotless, and she looks fabulous?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I guess it's nice to be a part-time parent. I don't have time to do anything like that let alone pee by myself because I have a house to clean, 10 loads of laundry to do, dishes piled up, & my kids are with me ALL the time."

Person 1: "Sounds like you need to be a "part-time parent" ha ha ha!"

by prettypenny December 15, 2012

Parting of the red sea

Getting your period. prs dialing number 7

Wow....I wanted to do some in and out tonight...but since it's the week of my parting of the red sea....I'll just stay home with my ZX2000 instead of going to Le trapeze

by Andi March 7, 2005

anthem part II

A cool song by Blink 182 about the world.
They Rock!

Yo dude, have you heard blinks new song Anthem part II?
IT FUCKING ROCKS!

by GirlSkater January 17, 2004

Weird Part Of Youtube

It is like the Deep Web or Dark Web of YouTube. Normally reached by consistently clicking on "Suggestions" or "Recommended Videos."

I went from a Minecraft theory .
to a video about how "The Day Curious George Escaped the Nazis".
I knew I entered the Weird Part Of YouTube.

by TheAllMightyChihuahua January 29, 2018

JIF part 2

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Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF part 2.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
then WW3 started

by Orrinpants February 28, 2022

part-time friendship

a shitty excuse for people to be dry texters and not put effort into a friendship

vicky: hey i was wondering if you come to this party with me? you seemed like you loved to have fun when we were talking in english :)

tayla: no, this is a part-time friendship, i regret giving you my number.

vicky’s mind: fuck. i wish people liked me.

by domeafavorandkillme August 2, 2022