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baby bear paradox by Benwashere October 9, 2016
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miller's paradox
Intense contractions caused by running faster to make it to the toilet in time. The paradox is that the faster you run, the faster you will get to the toilet — but also, the faster you run, the more imminent becomes the dropping of the deuce prior to making it to the toilet.
miller's paradox by Ae5Ea8 September 24, 2016
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Harambe's Paradox
Alt: Harabe's Pair-a-cocks
The notion that any action a woman takes in which seems kind towards a male will be mistaken for interest when its not. Usually resulting in sarcasm or disdain from the female.
The notion that any action a woman takes in which seems kind towards a male will be mistaken for interest when its not. Usually resulting in sarcasm or disdain from the female.
Friend 1: Man she was so nice to me.
Friend 2: Watch out for Harambe's Paradox.
Friend 1: Nah man I think she likes me.
Friend 2: You a dumb ass.
Friend 2: Watch out for Harambe's Paradox.
Friend 1: Nah man I think she likes me.
Friend 2: You a dumb ass.
Harambe's Paradox by Zilvarael February 25, 2017
The Threeway Paradox
When three men have sexual intercourse but it is not considered a homosexual act because of the golden rule. "It's not gay when its a threeway."
Cody: Michael, Brad, and I fucked all night!
Brandon: I thought you were straight?
Cody: Dude, I am! It's the threeway paradox.
Brandon: Oh, yeah. You right.
Brandon: I thought you were straight?
Cody: Dude, I am! It's the threeway paradox.
Brandon: Oh, yeah. You right.
The Threeway Paradox by W31R40 August 25, 2018
Blinkered vision paradox
He won't watch Godzilla because it lacks realism, but one of his favourite films is doctor strange. He's obviously got blinkered vision paradox
Blinkered vision paradox by Therealgeekatron June 15, 2019
The Riley Paradox
A vast and conflicting concept, The Riley Paradox was first observed forming from the mind of the person it is named after, Riley. The Riley Paradox is not an external object, however it is a transcended mindset when all mental fragments combine, where one would usually struggle with the grating of sadness across the soul, there is a concentrated core of all emotion, memories and logic into an ever flowing ball, meaning that any force will be dissipated but also experienced. To obtain the Riley Paradox, one must go through their darkest days, emerge victorious and experience prolonged exposure to multiple instances of Lewdity among other unexplainable internal events. There are multiple categories for the Riley Paradox, each named in "Versions" eg. V1, V2 and V3. Each version encompasses combined fragments, for example, the desire for Monster Girls.
The Riley Paradox is nothing easily explained, but this is a rough basic rundown on it.
The Riley Paradox is nothing easily explained, but this is a rough basic rundown on it.
Guy: Yo so you going alright man?
The Riley Paradox Obtainee: No, I have an insatiable desire for Monster Girls. V3 is hitting hard today.
Guy: Okay...
The Riley Paradox Obtainee: No, I have an insatiable desire for Monster Girls. V3 is hitting hard today.
Guy: Okay...
The Riley Paradox by Obtainee of the Paradox September 6, 2019
The ACTUALLY HAPPENED Paradox
the ACTUALLY HAPPENED youtube channel didn’t actually happen and the removal of it did actually happen but what did and what did not actually happen and was it all planned, setting you in a loop, thus the paradox
Some Person: wait the ACTUALLY HAPPENED channel was removed and that actually happened. wait so did it actually happen?
other guy: yes, that did happen but it didn’t exist so it’s The ACTUALLY HAPPENED Paradox.
Some Person: ???
other guy: yes, that did happen but it didn’t exist so it’s The ACTUALLY HAPPENED Paradox.
Some Person: ???
The ACTUALLY HAPPENED Paradox by JustMilk June 12, 2020