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Resolute Protector: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Resolute Protector: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Porn Star Protector

A person that defends the honor of a porn star against any who would oppose her. Standing up for a woman that makes porn is an honorable and necessary act of selflessness. It is unclear what they need protection from, but they can rest assured that they are protected. A Porn Star Protector makes the porn star feel safe and secure so they can stay focused and perform to the best of their ability. Creating a safe environment to make pornography before the naughtiness begins is essential. Practicing good porn safety leads to the porn stars feeling more comfortable and results in a better sexual performance.
by BaconMastert September 24, 2016
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Rubber Walrus Protectors

A slang used by horny zoophile rapists to refer to condoms.
Mr. Horse: So, rubber nipples, huh?
*Thonking*
Mr. Horse: No, Sir, i don't think i have any use for rubber nipples!
*realization*
Mr. Horse: But, i'll tell you what, though...
Mr. Horse: Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
*pulls out an abducted walrus he has been keeping as a sex slave, whilst grabbing on his tuft of hair and swinging it across like a bell*
Walrus: call the poleeeeeeece.....
by the German Horse Worder August 16, 2024
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hall of fame fridge protector

A fat bitch who protects the fridge
Person one: youre ugly

Person two: your mums a hall of fame fridge protector
by AAhhaHahahH September 28, 2023
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Protecticated

Protecticated - Verb
Pulling a condom over ones head and saying "I am protecticated"

Protectication - Adjective
When you pull a condom over someones head and tell them they are now Protecticated
Leah ran away with Jasper, and so Rika, whom wanted Jasper ran up to him, pulled a condom on his head and shouted "protecticated", she followed through by grabbing Jasper and legging it like mad.

Emily watched as Rika pulled a condom out and put it on her head, she was puzzled by the thought that Rika was now shouting protectivated until Rika pulled out on her head, shouting "you are now protecticated"
by Dave-i-did-it April 20, 2009
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Protestourist

Person who visits protest sites to bask in the blazing atmosphere of the demonstration, but does so only for academic interest and/or on the recommendation of friends. As a rule, does not shout slogans, but takes a soon-to-be-display-picture.
Alice: Down with Wall Street!!
Bob: Woah! What happened to you suddenly? B-school not treating you well?
Alice: No, i just visited Zuccotti Park.

Bob to Charlie: Alice is another protestourist.
by Anonymously Pseudonymus November 30, 2011
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projectomy

projectomy

noun:
the science dealing with the structure of projects; project being something that is contemplated, devised, or planned
the structure of a project, a program, or of any of its parts
a book, website, or treatise on this subject

Definition
The structure of project; defining such structure by way of decomposition into the primitive element; the study of this structure, and the tools, techniques, processes and practices that contribute to successful project outcomes

Word Disambiguation Origin & History
projectomy = project + -tomy (from Greek -tomia; or more modern -tome)

Origin: project
1350–1400; (noun) Middle English project ( e ) design, plan < Medieval Latin prōjectum, Latin: projecting part, noun use of neuter of Latin prōjectus, past participle of prōicere to throw forward, extend, equivalent to prō- pro-1 + -icere, combining form of jacere to throw; (v.) late Middle English project ( e ) (past participle) extended, projected < Latin prōjectus

Origin: -tome
1510–20; < French < Latin tomus < Greek tómos slice, piece, roll of paper, book, akin to témnein (to cut)

History:
First defined in the Urban Dictionary
John went to the library to borrow some books on projectomy
David was planning to be a project manager after majoring in projectomy
Yourdon, Gane and Sarson were authors of books that laid the foundation of the discipline of projectomy
by Shoumo November 21, 2013
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