Pretzel

Is the act of rough contortion style sex when you fold the woman’s legs up , wrap them, cross them etc....

Pretzel is folding , bending , or holding a woman in awkward positions while having rough sex.

by BriBri2287 November 19, 2017

soft pretzel bitch

a pussy ass bitch

You are a soft pretzel bitch.

by moneyK101 December 11, 2017

Eat a pretzel

Used as an alternate way of saying your going to kill your self

Friend 1: Oh my god I have so much work to do im going to kill myself.
Friend 2: Don't say stuff like that.
Friend 1: Fine... I'm going to eat a pretzel.
Friend 2: Your missing the point.

by mtfort February 22, 2018

triple toe pretzel

A generalized figure skating move that doesn't actually exist, used by people who know nothing about figure skating to describe fancy jumps.

"Whoa, did you see that? That was one of the best triple toe pretzels I've ever seen in a competition like this."

by Purple Derple February 11, 2017

soggy pretzel

When she sucks on your dick for so long that it just goes limp and then it's all wet and just kinda hanging around

"Ah shit, my dick went soggy pretzel on me.... My bad..."

by peteypablocaso February 28, 2017

The Pretzels of the Party Mix

A boring person in a group of friends. Kinda needed in some respects, but never the center of attention. Conclusion: don't be this person.

God damn you, Joey, you're the pretzels of the party mix.

by SammySlimJim March 15, 2017

boil pretzel sticks

Take a shit

Damn Daniel my stomach hurts I need to boil pretzel sticks.

by Goosetavo July 2, 2016