The Pretzels of the Party Mix

A boring person in a group of friends. Kinda needed in some respects, but never the center of attention. Conclusion: don't be this person.

God damn you, Joey, you're the pretzels of the party mix.

by SammySlimJim March 15, 2017

boil pretzel sticks

Take a shit

Damn Daniel my stomach hurts I need to boil pretzel sticks.

by Goosetavo July 2, 2016

pretzel pop

when a girl lays with her legs behind her head as the boy penetrates her

"pretzel pop me daddy."

by cowgirl2018 January 21, 2017

black pretzel

The act of breaking a black womans (or mans) legs, and bending them behind their head during intercourse for deeper penetration. Cumming on them afterwards will lead to a Black Salted Pretzel.

My dick was to big for her pussy and his Asshole so I broke their legs and had myself a Black Pretzel

by Hubblegotchu December 1, 2019

Brazilian Pretzel

whatever tf elyse is

person 1: hey, look at that brazilian pretzel!
tyler: thats elyse, you dumb fuck.

by pretzel, brazil January 5, 2020

Pretzel

Pretzel-n.- A woman or man that is small in stature and overall body mass, with the naturally reoccurring gymnastic like flexibility to pick right up off the ground and condense into a maliable dough, during intercourse and hammer down. Usually lifted at as extreme as 180° bends by the 'pretzels' knee joints. Followed by wrapping their arms around their own legs. This allows for maximum hammer time.

Ex. Person 1: Hi, so nice to meet you. I absolutely love pretzels

Person 2: (in absolute speechless confusion) great?

Person 1: Pretzel fuck. A pretzel. You're a Pretzel.

Person 2: Jesus Christ.

Person 1: hey you're a pretzel
Person 2: I'm sorry I'm a what?

Person 1: I'd Pretzel fuck the shit out of you.
Person 2: my God you need Jesus.

by Travey James January 6, 2020

Mango pretzels

Mango pretzels are the new yummy, delightful, fun snack for kids! With a hard outer shell and crunchy bite, filled with a Tangye, Oozing mangoy taste. Will leave your tastebuds wanting more.

Also comes in mango balls and triangles. Will you get pretzels or the balls?

Mango today, Mango tomorrow, Mango everyday.

Person 1: Have you tried the new mango pretzels?

Person two: yeah they’re amazing would totally recommend!

by Soulxls June 16, 2020