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Poundtown

I took that chick I picked up last night to Poundtown.
by DFNC November 8, 2007
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Pound cake

A big, jiggly ass. a big butt is cake, but pound cake, is a big, Shapley, nice butt.
"I'm so embarrassed, I wore athletic leggings today, and people called me pound cake when I walked up the stairs"
by educatedloserrrr November 1, 2016
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Pound Gown

A dress, normally black, worn at least once by every college girl on any given night whilst drinking. The Pound Gown allows male spectators to know that she is DTF (down to fuck, if your formal), but hides her flaws. This primarily refers to her weight and overall self confidence about her appearance. Beware, this female attire is a blessing and a trap depending on your state of drunkeness.
"Do you like my dress?" asks the Female.
"Sweet Pound Gown, its to bad I can't tell if you're a vixen or a hippo under that thing. Try harder next time." replies the Male.
by Loewsfest August 30, 2010
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Steamy Chilled Poundage

The act of putting a condom on your erect penis then rubbing Icey Hot all over it and fucking a chick with it.
Guy 1:Dude...did you hear about how Tracey pissed Steve off?
Guy 2:No, what happened?
Guy 1:She cheated on him so he punished her by giving her a "Steamy Chilled Poundage".
by TinselTits January 6, 2010
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Pounding the Pooch

Also know as Doing the Dog. To be a lazy no good worthless piece of shit. Or in some cases, to actually have sex with a dog.
"Hey! Get back to work and stop Pounding the Pooch!"
by PeeBee February 12, 2004
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Padding for the Pounding

Girl with a big butt (ass, donkadonk, booty, etc), which acts as a nice cushion when having sex doggy-style.
"I'm a fan of big butts."
"Yeah, I like a girl with more padding for the pounding."
by LooshaReeyour April 10, 2010
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Dog Pound

1. An unruly group of individuals (guys) who collaboratively form a brotherhood through much disruptive behavior, manly adventures and hang outs, and getting laid far to rarely. Members of the group will often bark like dogs and scare of females unintentionally and intimidate other guys that fit the "Chad" stereotype. This group does not usually concern themselves with complying with the latest fashions or rules. In fact, this behavior is encouraged. The diet of these individuals consists of large amounts of fast food, meat, microwaveable items, and cheap alcohol. Despite their unhealthy choices, they maintain higher than average muscle mass though lifting heavy logs, kegs, and snowmobiles; along with the frequent wrestling matches with other members and participation in mountain sports. The occasional fist fights and engaging in sexual intercourse with overweight mountain sluts are other sources of these members' great power.

2. An area that is occupied by the previously described members. This place is quite uncleanly and polluted with smells of garbage, farts, bad breath, and smoke. This atmosphere deters unwanted house guests and is pleasing to their associates. This area may move or have satellite locations such as a rugged cabin in the woods.
Bric Shithouse is the epitome of a dog pound member. He is frequently seen driving his pick-up truck while chewing tobacco. If you see a rough looking guy barking and wearing a cutoff exposing his "Ride Pow" tattoo and addresses you by saying "hey brother," it is most likely him. He is likely to be found at Powerstop, Mt. Crested Butte, or playing Xbox at the Dog Pound. He is very tenacious and will not back down from larger men, women, or beasts. He charms girls with his "award winning smile" and "majestic hair" and keeps his condoms in a GI Joe lunchbox.
by theamericanduff October 12, 2013
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