Pootedness

To describe something that smells alot like poots.

Man are you sure you didn't fart, because it smells like pootedness in here!!!

by Danielle123 January 21, 2013

posterier end

The ass/ upper body part of the thigh.

Her posterier end is showing as the wind blew her skirt up.

by Grammar Communist September 18, 2013

posten angst

That moment of dread and queasiness right before you log into your work email. (For severe cases, particularly on Mondays at 9:00 am, Uber Posten Angst.)

Sam, passing by Deb's desk: "What's wrong, Deb? You look kind of dazed and bummed out."

Deb, staring at computer screen and sighing: "Posten Angst. You know."

Sam: "Egh. Do I ever."

by Fancy Rae May 8, 2014

postexcrementia

The satisfying feeling after taking a dump

Don't talk to me right now. Mexican feast last night. Just let me sit here in my postexcrementia state for a while

by davec007 March 29, 2015

Poster Pussy

(Noun) - someone who is in love or infatuated with a main character after watching the movie once.
They continue to show affections for that character, but it is only in the moment of after the movie.

"Oh my gosh, Paul Rudd was so good in Ant-Man, I love him!"
"You're such a poster pussy, you never thought he was cute until that movie."
"So?"

by qjuiq99 August 22, 2015

pooted on my balls

When you fart on someone's testicles.

" My pug pooted on my balls and then I screamed. "

by Sammy Superdude August 12, 2016

posterbation

When you get excessive joy over your own post on Facebook. I've "posterbated" in a way, I suppose, by using joint-posts (posting two characters in one post) or by having multiple characters in a thread (in a case in which they would have to interact), but that's not deceiving or even done for my own entertainment. I do that because it's necessary for the scene/plot/etc. Because I'm both a writer outside of roleplaying and an avid roleplayer, I don't find it to be difficult at all to write my own characters' interactions with each other.

Mike was so excited about his post on Facebook that he started into some posterbation, laughing and running around.

by Jay Loves Money December 6, 2016